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Old 12-06-2007, 06:38 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Snow Storm

One winter morning a husband and wife in northern Colorado were
listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say, "We
are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on
the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through." So
the good wife went out and moved her car.
A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio
announcer said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must
park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can
get through." The good wife went out and moved her car again.
The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio
announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow and----
Just then the electricity went off. The wife had a worried look on
her face when she said, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of
the
street do I need to park on so the snowplows can get through?"
With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are
married to Blondes exhibit, the husband replied,


"Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"



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