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***Doug*** · 11-03-2007, 03:45 PM

A new Marine Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the African
desert. During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel hitched
up behind the mess tent.
He asked the Sergeant why the camel was kept there.!

The nervous sergeant said, "Well sir, as you know, there are 250 men here on
the post and no women. And sir, sometimes the men have "urges". That's why we
have Molly the Camel."
The Captain said, "I can't say that I condone this, but I understand about
"urges", so the camel can stay."

About a month later, the Captain started having his own 'urges'.! Crazy with
passion, he asked the Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent. Putting a ladder
behind the camel, the Captain stood on the ladder, pulled his pants down and
had wild, insane sex with the camel.
When he is done, he asked the Sergeant, "Is that how the men do it?"

"No, not really, Sir... they usually just ride the camel into town where the
girls are."

:rof

**Ann** · 11-03-2007, 06:04 PM

kelsh · 11-03-2007, 08:23 PM

:praising:

Very Funny!
It goes to show you how smart officers are compared to enlisted men.

kelsh

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11-03-2007, 03:45 PM	#1 (permalink)
*Doug* Administrator Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: S.E. Mich. Posts: 1,438	Camel Sex A new Marine Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the African desert. During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asked the Sergeant why the camel was kept there.! The nervous sergeant said, "Well sir, as you know, there are 250 men here on the post and no women. And sir, sometimes the men have "urges". That's why we have Molly the Camel." The Captain said, "I can't say that I condone this, but I understand about "urges", so the camel can stay." About a month later, the Captain started having his own 'urges'.! Crazy with passion, he asked the Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent. Putting a ladder behind the camel, the Captain stood on the ladder, pulled his pants down and had wild, insane sex with the camel. When he is done, he asked the Sergeant, "Is that how the men do it?" "No, not really, Sir... they usually just ride the camel into town where the girls are." :rof

11-03-2007, 06:04 PM	#2 (permalink)
Ann Sharing Our Light Glop 2:Glops Revenge Champion! Ray Ray Shuffle Champion! Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: By The Lake Posts: 18,171	__________________ Somewhere between the gator swamp and the Taj Mahal there is a path, it may be hidden, overgrown or may blend in with the other surroundings, but it is there, it's your path and it is calling you.~Frankly~

11-03-2007, 08:23 PM	#3 (permalink)
kelsh Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Omak WA Posts: 879	:praising: Very Funny! It goes to show you how smart officers are compared to enlisted men. kelsh : __________________ God Grant Me the Serenity to Accept the Things I Cannot Change..the Courage to Change the Things I Can Change..and the Wisdom to Know the Diifference. Sobriety Date: July 10, 1988

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