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GreenTea · 11-02-2007, 04:52 PM

Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.

One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.

The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.

After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, 'I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!!!'

'IMPOSSIBLE!' said the groom broom, 'WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!'

(Apparently she was 'sweeping around')

barb dwyer · 11-03-2007, 02:31 AM

oh. my. God.

I read that whole thing.

**Ann** · 11-03-2007, 03:57 AM

:mock

11-02-2007, 04:52 PM	#1 (permalink)
GreenTea Illegitimi Non Carborundum Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Old Home Terra Posts: 4,272	Two Brooms Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married. One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom. The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely. After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, 'I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!!!' 'IMPOSSIBLE!' said the groom broom, 'WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!' (Apparently she was 'sweeping around') __________________ Ego is the root of all evil.

11-03-2007, 02:31 AM	#2 (permalink)
barb dwyer same planet...different world Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: butte mt Posts: 10,933 Blog Entries: 7	oh. my. God. I read that whole thing. __________________ Knowledge is knowing that tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in fruit salad.

11-03-2007, 03:57 AM	#3 (permalink)
Ann Forum Leader Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: By The Lake Posts: 25,172	:mock __________________ “Promise me you'll always remember: You're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.” ~Winnie the Pooh~

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