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Rowan · 10-26-2007, 04:08 PM

I was feeling a bit lonely, and decided life would be more
fun if I had a pet. So, I went to the pet shop and told
the owner that I wanted to buy an unusual animal.

After some discussion, I finally bought a speaking centipede,
which came in a little white box to use for his house.

I took the box home, found a good location for it and decided
I'd bond with my new pet. So, I asked the centipede in the box,
'Would you like to go down to the Fox and Hounds with me and
have a beer?' There was no answer.

This bothered me, but I waited a few minutes and then asked him
again, 'How about going to the pub for a drink?' Again, there
was no answer from my new friend and pet. So I waited a few
minutes more, thinking about the situation. I decided to ask him
one more time, this time putting my face up against the
centipede's house and shouting,'Hey, in there! Would you like to
go to The Fox and Hounds and have a drink with me?'

A little voice came out of the box: 'I heard you the first
time! I'm putting on my effing shoes!!'

WLDKATZ · 10-26-2007, 04:16 PM

haven't heard that in years...............lol

WLDKATZ · 10-26-2007, 04:17 PM

We Three Ghosts

We three ghosts of Halloween are
Scaring kids who wander too far.
Trick or treating, candy eating,
Beware the Halloween Star.
Oh...oh...

Star of darkness, star of fright.
Star of every gruesome sight.
West winds howling, cats a-yowling,
Let us play some tricks tonight!

**sing to the tune of we three kings**

10-26-2007, 04:08 PM	#1 (permalink)
Rowan Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 12,138	New pet I was feeling a bit lonely, and decided life would be more fun if I had a pet. So, I went to the pet shop and told the owner that I wanted to buy an unusual animal. After some discussion, I finally bought a speaking centipede, which came in a little white box to use for his house. I took the box home, found a good location for it and decided I'd bond with my new pet. So, I asked the centipede in the box, 'Would you like to go down to the Fox and Hounds with me and have a beer?' There was no answer. This bothered me, but I waited a few minutes and then asked him again, 'How about going to the pub for a drink?' Again, there was no answer from my new friend and pet. So I waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. I decided to ask him one more time, this time putting my face up against the centipede's house and shouting,'Hey, in there! Would you like to go to The Fox and Hounds and have a drink with me?' A little voice came out of the box: 'I heard you the first time! I'm putting on my effing shoes!!'

10-26-2007, 04:16 PM	#2 (permalink)
WLDKATZ Hell on Wheels Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Flint MI Posts: 4,455	haven't heard that in years...............lol __________________ Good Better best never let it rest until you kick the dog shi! out of the looser!!!!!!!!!

10-26-2007, 04:17 PM	#3 (permalink)
WLDKATZ Hell on Wheels Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Flint MI Posts: 4,455	We Three Ghosts We three ghosts of Halloween are Scaring kids who wander too far. Trick or treating, candy eating, Beware the Halloween Star. Oh...oh... Star of darkness, star of fright. Star of every gruesome sight. West winds howling, cats a-yowling, Let us play some tricks tonight! sing to the tune of we three kings __________________ Good Better best never let it rest until you kick the dog shi! out of the looser!!!!!!!!!

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