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| Don't get undies in a bunch Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: South Shore MA
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| Little boy on the bus
>A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed >he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar >backwards. The man, who was a priest, said. " I am a Father." > The little boy replied. "My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like >that."The priest looked up from his book and answered. "I am the Father of >many."The boy said. "My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and >he doesn't wear his collar that way! > >The priest, getting impatient, said. "I am the Father of hundreds" and went >back to reading his book.The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, >then leaned over and said: "Maybe you should wear a condom and your pants >backwards instead of your collar.
__________________ * I asked God to spare me pain. God said "No", Suffering draws you apart from worldly cares and brings you closer to me. ![]() Recovery Related Acronym B. E. S. T. = Been Enjoying Sobriety Today? |
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| Living in a Pinkful Place Join Date: May 2006 Location: Louisiana
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__________________ ". . . let the understanding, love and peace of the program grow in you One Day at a Time." From the Al-Anon Suggested Closing It is very difficult to have a pity party when celebrating all the gratitude I have in my life! |
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