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StillInTheDumps · 06-02-2003, 02:14 PM

The Pharmacist
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A lady walks into the chemist and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic.

The pharmacist asks "Ma'am, what do you want with arsenic?"

The lady says "To kill my husband."

"I can't sell you any for that reason." says the pharmacist.

The lady then reaches into her purse and pulls out a photo of her husband
having sex with the pharmacist's wife.

He looks at the photo and says "Oh, pardon me, I didn't realise you had a
prescription."
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**Ann** · 06-02-2003, 02:19 PM

LOL LOL LOL

I love that!!!

2stop · 06-02-2003, 04:46 PM

LMAO!!!

06-02-2003, 02:14 PM	#1 (permalink)
StillInTheDumps Paused Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: The Thin Ice Posts: 96	The Pharmacist The Pharmacist ==================== A lady walks into the chemist and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. The pharmacist asks "Ma'am, what do you want with arsenic?" The lady says "To kill my husband." "I can't sell you any for that reason." says the pharmacist. The lady then reaches into her purse and pulls out a photo of her husband having sex with the pharmacist's wife. He looks at the photo and says "Oh, pardon me, I didn't realise you had a prescription." _____________________________________________

06-02-2003, 02:19 PM	#2 (permalink)
Ann Forum Leader Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: By The Lake Posts: 25,172	LOL LOL LOL I love that!!! __________________ “Promise me you'll always remember: You're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.” ~Winnie the Pooh~

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06-02-2003, 04:46 PM	#3 (permalink)
2stop ~Author of My Life~ Join Date: May 2003 Location: Doing what I thought I couldn't.... Posts: 4,794	LMAO!!!

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