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***Doug*** · 10-09-2007, 04:33 AM

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

Marriage changes passion...suddenly you're in bed with a relative.

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...so I said "Implants?"

I don't do drugs anymore...I get the same effect just standing up fast.

Sign in a Chinese Pet Store: "Buy one dog, get one flea..."

I have my own little world. But it's OK...they know me here.

I got a sweater for Christmas...I really wanted a screamer or a moaner.

There are two sides to every divorce: Yours and ********'s.

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore I am perfect.

Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.

How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?

Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled.

(and my favorite one here is.....)

Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom's wise words: "Don't pick that up, you don't know where it's been!"

**Ann** · 10-09-2007, 05:07 AM

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

Yes, your wife will vouch for this.

**historyteach** · 10-09-2007, 05:21 AM

Ohhhh, that one hit the spot, Ann!

L'Chaim!

kelsh · 10-09-2007, 01:33 PM

I love being married to my "Old Man" but some days I do enjoy it when he goes fishing with his buddy for several hours!

Now that we have been retired several years...seven for me & more for him....we seem to spend too much time together and when one feels down...the other one does too. He tells me to get him up and out of his chair so he won't watch TV all day.

when he is sleeping in his chair....!

Things change after years of marriage and to begin with marriage isn't like what I dreamed it was as a young girl!!!!

I like those words of wisdom and many of them have been true for me.

kelsh

hamihaha · 10-20-2007, 04:28 AM

Snow in November, Christmas in December.

barb dwyer · 10-20-2007, 06:39 AM

Doug - You know who those reminded me of? Stephen Wright.

Remember him?

"Why is the alphabet in that order ... is it because of that song?"

10-09-2007, 04:33 AM	#1 (permalink)
*Doug* Administrator Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: S.E. Mich. Posts: 1,361	Words of Wisdom Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. Marriage changes passion...suddenly you're in bed with a relative. I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...so I said "Implants?" I don't do drugs anymore...I get the same effect just standing up fast. Sign in a Chinese Pet Store: "Buy one dog, get one flea..." I have my own little world. But it's OK...they know me here. I got a sweater for Christmas...I really wanted a screamer or a moaner. There are two sides to every divorce: Yours and *******'s. I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore I am perfect. Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive. How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America? Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled. (and my favorite one here is.....)* Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom's wise words: "Don't pick that up, you don't know where it's been!" __________________ Warning: Dates on calendar are closer than they appear.

10-09-2007, 05:07 AM	#2 (permalink)
Ann Sharing Our Light Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: By The Lake Posts: 15,164	I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. Yes, your wife will vouch for this. __________________ Somewhere between the gator swamp and the Taj Mahal there is a path, it may be hidden, overgrown or may blend in with the other surroundings, but it is there, it's your path and it is calling you.~Frankly~

10-09-2007, 05:21 AM	#3 (permalink)
historyteach To Life! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: centered again Posts: 8,073	Ohhhh, that one hit the spot, Ann! L'Chaim! __________________

10-09-2007, 01:33 PM	#4 (permalink)
kelsh Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Omak WA Posts: 812	Marriage... I love being married to my "Old Man" but some days I do enjoy it when he goes fishing with his buddy for several hours! Now that we have been retired several years...seven for me & more for him....we seem to spend too much time together and when one feels down...the other one does too. He tells me to get him up and out of his chair so he won't watch TV all day. when he is sleeping in his chair....! Things change after years of marriage and to begin with marriage isn't like what I dreamed it was as a young girl!!!! I like those words of wisdom and many of them have been true for me. kelsh __________________ God Grant Me the Serenity to Accept the Things I Cannot Change..the Courage to Change the Things I Can Change..and the Wisdom to Know the Diifference. Sobriety Date: July 10, 1988

10-20-2007, 06:39 AM	#6 (permalink)
barb dwyer same planet...different world Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: butte mt Posts: 7,143 Blog Entries: 3	Doug - You know who those reminded me of? Stephen Wright. Remember him? "Why is the alphabet in that order ... is it because of that song?" __________________ When I changed the way I looked at things, the things I looked at changed.

10-20-2007, 04:28 AM	#5 (permalink)
hamihaha Leonardo Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 13	Snow in November, Christmas in December.

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