A Head goes to a Bar - SoberRecovery : Alcoholism Drug Addiction Help and Information

***Doug*** · 10-01-2007, 05:25 AM

A man is waiting for wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without torso, arms or legs. The son is just a head! But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with love and compassion. After 21 years, the son is old enough for his first drink. Dad takes him to the bar and tearfully tells the son he is proud of him.

Dad orders up the biggest, strongest drink for his boy. With all the bar patrons looking on curiously and the bartender shaking his head in disbelief, the boy takes his first sip of alcohol. Swoooop! A torso pops out!

The bar is dead silent; then bursts into a whoop of joy. The father, shocked, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant "Take another drink"! The bartender still shakes his head in dismay.

Swoooop! Two arms pops out. The bar goes wild. The father, crying and wailing, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant, "Take another drink"! The bartender ignores the whole affair. By now the boy is getting tipsy, and with his new hands he reaches down, grabs his drink and guzzles the last of it. Swoooop! Two legs pop out.

The bar is in chaos. The father falls to his knees and tearfully thanks God. The boy stands up on his new legs and stumbles to the left.... then to the right.... right through the front door, into the street, where a truck runs over him and kills him instantly.

The bar falls silent. The father moans in grief. The bartender sighs and says, "That boy should have quit while he was a head."

**Ann** · 10-01-2007, 05:36 AM

***indigo*** · 10-02-2007, 04:06 AM

Yes ROFLMAO!

jinxblu · 10-03-2007, 12:48 AM

Omg.....rotflmao!!!

barb dwyer · 10-03-2007, 01:48 AM

aaaaaaggggg!!!! ";lmao

MyGraySkies · 10-03-2007, 05:14 AM

akimmel1302 · 10-10-2007, 02:35 PM

funny funny...ahead....a head....ha

10-01-2007, 05:25 AM	#1 (permalink)
*Doug* Administrator Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: S.E. Mich. Posts: 1,361	A Head goes to a Bar A man is waiting for wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without torso, arms or legs. The son is just a head! But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with love and compassion. After 21 years, the son is old enough for his first drink. Dad takes him to the bar and tearfully tells the son he is proud of him. Dad orders up the biggest, strongest drink for his boy. With all the bar patrons looking on curiously and the bartender shaking his head in disbelief, the boy takes his first sip of alcohol. Swoooop! A torso pops out! The bar is dead silent; then bursts into a whoop of joy. The father, shocked, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant "Take another drink"! The bartender still shakes his head in dismay. Swoooop! Two arms pops out. The bar goes wild. The father, crying and wailing, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant, "Take another drink"! The bartender ignores the whole affair. By now the boy is getting tipsy, and with his new hands he reaches down, grabs his drink and guzzles the last of it. Swoooop! Two legs pop out. The bar is in chaos. The father falls to his knees and tearfully thanks God. The boy stands up on his new legs and stumbles to the left.... then to the right.... right through the front door, into the street, where a truck runs over him and kills him instantly. The bar falls silent. The father moans in grief. The bartender sighs and says, "That boy should have quit while he was a head." __________________ Warning: Dates on calendar are closer than they appear.

10-01-2007, 05:36 AM	#2 (permalink)
Ann Sharing Our Light Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: By The Lake Posts: 15,164	__________________ Somewhere between the gator swamp and the Taj Mahal there is a path, it may be hidden, overgrown or may blend in with the other surroundings, but it is there, it's your path and it is calling you.~Frankly~

10-02-2007, 04:06 AM	#3 (permalink)
*indigo* Community Greeter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Mid-Life Express Posts: 9,152	Yes ROFLMAO! __________________ When you judge others, you do not define them, you define yourself." Namasté

10-03-2007, 12:48 AM	#4 (permalink)
jinxblu Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: dallas, tx Posts: 79	Omg.....rotflmao!!! __________________ YOU ARE ONLY LIMITED BY YOUR IMAGINATION

10-03-2007, 01:48 AM	#5 (permalink)
barb dwyer same planet...different world Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: butte mt Posts: 7,143 Blog Entries: 3	aaaaaaggggg!!!! ";lmao __________________ When I changed the way I looked at things, the things I looked at changed.

10-03-2007, 05:14 AM	#6 (permalink)
MyGraySkies The silence is deafening. Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: NC Posts: 96	__________________ Gotta have faith. Sobriety Date - August 23, 2007

10-10-2007, 02:35 PM	#7 (permalink)
akimmel1302 Ak1302 Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Milford, Ohio Posts: 32	funny funny...ahead....a head....ha __________________ I AM NOT ALONE

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