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2stop · 05-30-2003, 06:55 AM

Expressions for High Stress Days

Well, this day was a total waste of make-up.

Well, aren't we just a ray of f****ing sunshine?

Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen.

Not the brightest crayon in the box, now are we?

A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.

Don't bother me I'm living happily everafter.

Do I look like a f***ing people person?

This isn't an office. It's hell with flourescent lighting.

I started out with nothing and still have most of it left.

I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

I've found Jesus. He was behind the sofa the whole time.

You! Off my planet!

Therapy is expensive, poppin' bubble wrap isn't. You choose.

Practice random acts of intelligence and senseless acts of self-control.

I like cats too. Let's exchange recipes.

If I want to hear the pitter-patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my cat.

Did the aliens forget to remove your a*n*l probe?

See no evil, hear no evil, and date no evil.

I'm not crazy, I've just been in avery bad mood for 30 years.

How many times do I have to flush before you go away?

Stress is when you wake up screaming and realized you haven't fallen asleep yet.

Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

Mommy, I want to grow up and be a neurotic b**ch just like you.

How do I set a laser printer to stun?

Chaos, panic, and disorder--my work here is done.

Did I mention the kick in the groin you'll receive if you touch me?

Too many freaks, not enough circuses.

Are those your eyeballs? I found them in my cleavage.

Allow me to introduce my selves.

Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?

Let me show you how the guards used to do it.

I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

Better living through denial.

I'm not tense, just terribly terribly alert.

Gene police!!! Get out of the pool!!

I refuse to star in your psychodrama.

Paulie · 05-31-2003, 11:59 AM

LMAO!!!!

**Ann** · 05-31-2003, 06:27 PM

And my favourite is....ALL of the above!!

05-30-2003, 06:55 AM	#1 (permalink)
2stop ~Author of My Life~ Join Date: May 2003 Location: Doing what I thought I couldn't.... Posts: 4,794	Expressions for High Stress Days Expressions for High Stress Days Well, this day was a total waste of make-up. Well, aren't we just a ray of f**ing sunshine? Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen. Not the brightest crayon in the box, now are we? A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth. Don't bother me I'm living happily everafter. Do I look like a fing people person? This isn't an office. It's hell with flourescent lighting. I started out with nothing and still have most of it left. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me. I've found Jesus. He was behind the sofa the whole time. You! Off my planet! Therapy is expensive, poppin' bubble wrap isn't. You choose. Practice random acts of intelligence and senseless acts of self-control. I like cats too. Let's exchange recipes. If I want to hear the pitter-patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my cat. Did the aliens forget to remove your anl probe? See no evil, hear no evil, and date no evil. I'm not crazy, I've just been in avery bad mood for 30 years. How many times do I have to flush before you go away? Stress is when you wake up screaming and realized you haven't fallen asleep yet. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it? Mommy, I want to grow up and be a neurotic b*ch just like you. How do I set a laser printer to stun? Chaos, panic, and disorder--my work here is done. Did I mention the kick in the groin you'll receive if you touch me? Too many freaks, not enough circuses. Are those your eyeballs? I found them in my cleavage. Allow me to introduce my selves. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1? Let me show you how the guards used to do it. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality. Better living through denial. I'm not tense, just terribly terribly alert. Gene police!!! Get out of the pool!! I refuse to star in your psychodrama.

05-31-2003, 11:59 AM	#2 (permalink)
Paulie It is what it is!!! Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Sobriety Posts: 5,785	LMAO!!!! __________________ I know more about how to live than I did yesterday, but not as much as I'll know tomorrow. Today, Ill learn something new~JFT, 1/27/06 The difference between a good day and a bad day, is about 2 days~Ann of SR

05-31-2003, 06:27 PM	#3 (permalink)
Ann Forum Leader Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: By The Lake Posts: 25,173	And my favourite is....ALL of the above!! __________________ “Promise me you'll always remember: You're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.” ~Winnie the Pooh~

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