The Value Of Undies

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Be careful what you wear (or don't wear), when working under your
vehicle...especially in public. From the NORTHWEST FLORIDA Daily News
comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only
to have their car break down in the parking lot.

The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car
there in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people
near the car. On closer inspection she saw a pair of male legs protruding
from under the chassis.

Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private
parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she
dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts and
tucked everything back into place.

On regaining her feet she looked across the hood and found herself staring
at her husband who was standing idly by.

The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his head.