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Doug · 09-13-2007, 05:21 AM

The kindergarten teacher is trying to explain to her class the definition of the word "definitely" to them. To make sure the students have a good understanding of the word, she asks them to use it in a sentence.

When called upon the first student says " The sky is definitely blue".

The teacher said " Well that isn't entirely correct because sometimes it's gray and cloudy".

Another student says" Grass is definitely green".

Teacher again replies " If grass doesn't get enough water it turns brown, so that isn't really correct".

Another student raises his hand and asks the teacher "Do farts have lumps?".

The teacher replied, "No, and that is not a suitable question for class discussion".

The student replies, "Then I definitely pooped in my pants".

Rowan · 09-13-2007, 01:33 PM

that was funny

daydream · 09-16-2007, 09:52 PM

Rowan, I LOVE that rock grouping in your signature! Did you create it or is it up for grabs? (I would use it elsewhere)

09-13-2007, 05:21 AM	#1 (permalink)
Doug Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: S.E. Mich. Posts: 1,442	Defining Definitely The kindergarten teacher is trying to explain to her class the definition of the word "definitely" to them. To make sure the students have a good understanding of the word, she asks them to use it in a sentence. When called upon the first student says " The sky is definitely blue". The teacher said " Well that isn't entirely correct because sometimes it's gray and cloudy". Another student says" Grass is definitely green". Teacher again replies " If grass doesn't get enough water it turns brown, so that isn't really correct". Another student raises his hand and asks the teacher "Do farts have lumps?". The teacher replied, "No, and that is not a suitable question for class discussion". The student replies, "Then I definitely pooped in my pants".

09-16-2007, 09:52 PM	#3 (permalink)
daydream Obsessed Pug Momma Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Probably at Wal-Mart Posts: 1,331	Rowan, I LOVE that rock grouping in your signature! Did you create it or is it up for grabs? (I would use it elsewhere) __________________ ~~~ Love ME, Love my PUGS! ~~~

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09-13-2007, 01:33 PM	#2 (permalink)
Rowan Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 12,138	that was funny

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