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GoldenGutters · 09-11-2007, 12:29 PM

A woman in her fifties is at home, unclothed, happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight.

Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?"

The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I don't care what you think. I just came from having a mammogram, and the doctor says that
not only am I healthy, but I have the breasts of an 18 year-old."

The husband replies, "What did he say about your 55-year old ass?"

"Your name never came up," she replied.

cookconfay · 09-11-2007, 12:39 PM

fraankie · 09-11-2007, 01:02 PM

oh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that hurt

lol

indigo · 09-12-2007, 08:35 AM

hehehehe!

***MsPINKAcres*** · 09-12-2007, 09:07 AM

love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BigSis · 09-12-2007, 11:46 AM

(snicker).... grin....GIGGLE

SNORT!!!

daydream · 09-13-2007, 12:25 AM

hahahahahahahahahaha

09-11-2007, 12:29 PM	#1 (permalink)
GoldenGutters less hippo, more rabbit Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Concord, CA Posts: 1,809 Blog Entries: 1	A Happy Woman A woman in her fifties is at home, unclothed, happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight. Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?" The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I don't care what you think. I just came from having a mammogram, and the doctor says that not only am I healthy, but I have the breasts of an 18 year-old." The husband replies, "What did he say about your 55-year old ass?" "Your name never came up," she replied. __________________ 99% Bonobo, 1% trouble

09-11-2007, 12:39 PM	#2 (permalink)
cookconfay Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: on to bigger & better things Posts: 4,122	__________________ I'm beautiful inside & out. I do NOT need a man in my life to validate my existence!!! Connie

09-12-2007, 08:35 AM	#4 (permalink)
indigo Community Greeter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Mid-Life Express Posts: 9,928	hehehehe! __________________ When you judge others, you do not define them, you define yourself." Namasté

09-12-2007, 09:07 AM	#5 (permalink)
*MsPINKAcres* Living in a Pinkful Place Join Date: May 2006 Location: Louisiana Posts: 5,818	love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ ". . . let the understanding, love and peace of the program grow in you One Day at a Time." From the Al-Anon Suggested Closing It is very difficult to have a pity party when celebrating all the gratitude I have in my life!

09-12-2007, 11:46 AM	#6 (permalink)
BigSis On a tear Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Volcano Country! Posts: 3,240	(snicker).... grin....GIGGLE SNORT!!! __________________ No matter how spoiled the past may be, our future is spotless.... BigSis

09-11-2007, 01:02 PM	#3 (permalink)
fraankie Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: brooklyn, new york Posts: 1,395	oh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that hurt lol

09-13-2007, 12:25 AM	#7 (permalink)
daydream Obsessed Pug Momma Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Probably at Wal-Mart Posts: 1,331	hahahahahahahahahaha __________________ ~~~ Love ME, Love my PUGS! ~~~

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