Woman's Book Club

[AcceptingChange]

A woman comes home from her book club,
where she discussed the book "How to Keep Tabs on Your Man, 24x7."
She walks right up to her husband and says
"Dear, we have an opportunity to make our relationship stronger.
It's an Appointment Minder device.
This way, I can see what you have planned all day long.
This will help since, unlike me, you find it hard to schedule outings with your friends in advance.

Like last Friday, you decided that afternoon you were going out with your friends for a few hours instead of coming home to watch TV with me like we agreed to 3 weeks earlier. So, I'm enabling you to curb that behavior, so you won't be able to harm our relationship anymore. And, this device also has a GPS Tracking Unit.
This Unit lets me know where you're at all the time. And, it has a built in camera
for me to see where you're at, and who you're with.
That way, if you do forget about our plans, I can come and get you,
so our relationship stays healthy and strong. And, if your friends do ask you
to go out without proper advance notification, you can tell them "Sorry, it's not
on my Appointment Minder.

Now, guess who's going to the store to buy one of these?"

Husband: "The funeral director?"