The Conversation...

[historyteach]

A man was seated next to a little girl on an airplane when the man
turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've found that flights go quicker
if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger'.

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said
to the man, 'What would you like to talk about?' Oh, I don't know', said
the man. 'How about nuclear power?'

'OK,' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you
a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same
stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat
patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose
that is?'

The man thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea,'

To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to
discuss nuclear power when you don't know Sh!t?'

The little kid got him, hun?

Shalom!

[indigo]

I like it!!

[Ann]