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historyteach · 08-04-2007, 07:46 AM

The 10th Husband

A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 9 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to 'Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin'.

'What?' said the puzzled groom. 'How can that be if you've been married nine times.?'

'Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

'Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was suppose to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back with me.

'Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

'Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

'Husband # 5 was an Engineer,he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of the-art method.

'Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

'Husband # 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.

'Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it.

'Husband # 9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at it.

'But now that I've married you, I'm so excited'.

'Wonderful', said the husband, 'but why?

'You're with the 'GOVERNMENT'..
This time I KNOW I'M gonna get SCREWED.'

Shalom!

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Live · 08-04-2007, 07:48 AM

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**Ann** · 08-04-2007, 08:07 AM

08-04-2007, 07:46 AM	#1 (permalink)
historyteach To Life! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Rhode Island Posts: 9,303	The 10th Husband The 10th Husband A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 9 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to 'Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin'. 'What?' said the puzzled groom. 'How can that be if you've been married nine times.?' 'Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be. 'Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was suppose to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back with me. 'Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. 'Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. 'Husband # 5 was an Engineer,he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of the-art method. 'Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. 'Husband # 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it. 'Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it. 'Husband # 9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at it. 'But now that I've married you, I'm so excited'. 'Wonderful', said the husband, 'but why? 'You're with the 'GOVERNMENT'.. This time I KNOW I'M gonna get SCREWED.' Shalom! . __________________ IMAGINE

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Ann Forum Leader Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: By The Lake Posts: 25,172	__________________ “Promise me you'll always remember: You're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.” ~Winnie the Pooh~

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