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Jwife22 · 08-03-2007, 08:23 AM

THE HONEYMOON IS OVER

Please excuse the rough language in the following story...I
would have deleted them, but the story wouldn't be the same.

A young couple got married and went on their honeymoon. When
they got back, the bride immediately called her mother.

"Well," said her mother, "so how was the honeymoon?"

"Oh, mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So
romantic..." Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, mama, as soon as we
returned, Sam started using the most horrible language -- things I'd never
heard before! I mean all these awful 4-letter words!
You've got to take me home...PLEASE MAMA!"

"Sarah, Sarah," her mother said, "Calm down! You need to stay
with your husband and work this out. Now, tell me, what could be so awful?
WHAT 4-letter words?"

"Please don't make me tell you, mama," wept the daughter, "I'm
so embarrassed, they're just too awful! COME GET ME, PLEASE!!"

"Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset. Tell
your mother these horrible 4-letter words!"

Sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, Mama...he used words like: dust, wash, iron, and cook."

"I'll pick you up in twenty minutes," said the mother

splendra · 08-03-2007, 08:26 AM

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nmt51605 · 08-03-2007, 08:30 AM

Hey There Laura
Thanks For The Pm You Sent Me Yesterday That Was Great. I Showed The Message To My Mom She Said Id Better Not Show That To Her Grandchild When I Talk To Him Or Her About Not Taking Candy From A Stranger. You Had Me Laughing For A Long Time . And This Story Sounds Like A Horror Story

Its To Bad The Honey Moon Ended Up Like That Haha

Jwife22 · 08-03-2007, 08:32 AM

Hey NMT.....I posted the candy thing on here anyway....I don't think you were here when we had the whole banana sling saga...seems I made some southern bells blush...LOL

carl11 · 08-03-2007, 08:32 AM

that was good, thanx!

08-03-2007, 08:23 AM	#1 (permalink)
Jwife22 Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: SC Posts: 1,027	The Honeymoon is Over THE HONEYMOON IS OVER Please excuse the rough language in the following story...I would have deleted them, but the story wouldn't be the same. A young couple got married and went on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. "Well," said her mother, "so how was the honeymoon?" "Oh, mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic..." Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, mama, as soon as we returned, Sam started using the most horrible language -- things I'd never heard before! I mean all these awful 4-letter words! You've got to take me home...PLEASE MAMA!" "Sarah, Sarah," her mother said, "Calm down! You need to stay with your husband and work this out. Now, tell me, what could be so awful? WHAT 4-letter words?" "Please don't make me tell you, mama," wept the daughter, "I'm so embarrassed, they're just too awful! COME GET ME, PLEASE!!" "Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset. Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter words!" Sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, Mama...he used words like: dust, wash, iron, and cook." "I'll pick you up in twenty minutes," said the mother

08-03-2007, 08:26 AM	#2 (permalink)
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08-03-2007, 08:30 AM	#3 (permalink)
nmt51605 FINALLY FREE Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: LAND OF HOPE Posts: 51	Hey There Laura Thanks For The Pm You Sent Me Yesterday That Was Great. I Showed The Message To My Mom She Said Id Better Not Show That To Her Grandchild When I Talk To Him Or Her About Not Taking Candy From A Stranger. You Had Me Laughing For A Long Time . And This Story Sounds Like A Horror Story Its To Bad The Honey Moon Ended Up Like That Haha __________________ God never closes a door without opening a window

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08-03-2007, 08:32 AM	#4 (permalink)
Jwife22 Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: SC Posts: 1,027	Hey NMT.....I posted the candy thing on here anyway....I don't think you were here when we had the whole banana sling saga...seems I made some southern bells blush...LOL

08-03-2007, 08:32 AM	#5 (permalink)
carl11 trying to get it.. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: California Posts: 286	that was good, thanx!

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