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Doug · 08-01-2007, 04:36 AM

A couple were invited to a swanky family masked fancy dress Halloween party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going.

So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke without pain and as it was still early, decided go to the party. As her husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.

So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his costume, cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice "chick" he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there.

His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her.

She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband. After more drinks he finally he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had passionate intercourse in the back seat. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make up for his outrageous behavior.

She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of time he had.

"Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there." Then she asked,"Did you dance much?" He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the spare room and played poker all evening."

You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker all night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm.

To which the husband replied, "Actually, I gave my costume to your Dad, apparently he had the time of his life."

:hat

stone · 08-01-2007, 04:45 AM

**Ann** · 08-01-2007, 05:01 AM

historyteach · 08-01-2007, 12:59 PM

OY!
(faint; someone please insert Ann's picture of the fainted woman on the couch!

)

Shalom!

BigSis · 08-01-2007, 04:45 PM

Ewwwww!!!! Groooosssss!

levia · 08-01-2007, 05:16 PM

Lol

indigo · 08-02-2007, 03:24 AM

Well that's put Ann in bed I think I'll go back too. Yuck!

**Ann** · 08-02-2007, 04:19 AM

By popular demand ....

nevergivingup · 08-02-2007, 09:50 PM

Omg!

liesagain · 08-08-2007, 08:45 AM

gross! talk about bad luck

Rowan · 08-27-2007, 06:54 PM

Ugh!!!!

08-01-2007, 04:36 AM	#1 (permalink)
Doug Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: S.E. Mich. Posts: 1,442	A good reason not to Flirt A couple were invited to a swanky family masked fancy dress Halloween party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke without pain and as it was still early, decided go to the party. As her husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him. So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his costume, cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice "chick" he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her. She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband. After more drinks he finally he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had passionate intercourse in the back seat. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make up for his outrageous behavior. She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of time he had. "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there." Then she asked,"Did you dance much?" He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the spare room and played poker all evening." You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker all night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm. To which the husband replied, "Actually, I gave my costume to your Dad, apparently he had the time of his life." :hat

08-01-2007, 04:45 AM	#2 (permalink)
stone Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: UK Posts: 18,303	__________________ . As from a fire aflame thousands of sparks come forth, even so from the Creator an infinity of beings have life and to him return again. -- Maitri Upanishads

08-01-2007, 05:01 AM	#3 (permalink)
Ann Forum Leader Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: By The Lake Posts: 25,173	__________________ “Promise me you'll always remember: You're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.” ~Winnie the Pooh~

08-01-2007, 12:59 PM	#4 (permalink)
historyteach To Life! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Rhode Island Posts: 9,303	OY! (faint; someone please insert Ann's picture of the fainted woman on the couch! ) Shalom! __________________ IMAGINE

08-01-2007, 04:45 PM	#5 (permalink)
BigSis On a tear Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Volcano Country! Posts: 3,240	Ewwwww!!!! Groooosssss! __________________ No matter how spoiled the past may be, our future is spotless.... BigSis

08-01-2007, 05:16 PM	#6 (permalink)
levia Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 6	Lol

08-02-2007, 09:50 PM	#9 (permalink)
nevergivingup President Join Date: May 2006 Location: on our next big adventure! Posts: 1,253	Omg! __________________

08-08-2007, 08:45 AM	#10 (permalink)
liesagain Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: limbo Posts: 2,848	gross! talk about bad luck

08-27-2007, 06:54 PM	#11 (permalink)
Rowan Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 12,138	Ugh!!!!

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