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nevergivingup · 07-30-2007, 11:54 AM

A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandfather in the hospital.

"How are you, grandpa?" he asks.

"Feeling fine," says the old man.

"What's the food like?"

"Terrific, they have wonderful menus."

"And the nursing?"

"Just couldn't be better. These young nurses really take care of you."

"What about sleeping? Do you sleep OK?"

"No problem at all, I get nine hours solid every night. At 10 o'clock they bring me a cup of hot chocolate and a Viagra tablet ... and that's it. I go out like a light."

The grandson is puzzled and a little alarmed by this, so he rushes off to question the nurse in charge.

"What are you people doing!?" he asks.

"I'm told you're giving an 85-year-old man Viagra on a daily basis. Surely that can't be true?"

"Oh, yes," replies the nurse. "Every night at 10 o'clock we give him a cup of chocolate and a Viagra tablet. It works wonderfully well. The chocolate makes him sleep, and the Viagra stops him from rolling out of bed."

abtchonamission · 07-30-2007, 03:31 PM

07-30-2007, 11:54 AM	#1 (permalink)
nevergivingup President Join Date: May 2006 Location: on our next big adventure! Posts: 1,253	Nursing home A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandfather in the hospital. "How are you, grandpa?" he asks. "Feeling fine," says the old man. "What's the food like?" "Terrific, they have wonderful menus." "And the nursing?" "Just couldn't be better. These young nurses really take care of you." "What about sleeping? Do you sleep OK?" "No problem at all, I get nine hours solid every night. At 10 o'clock they bring me a cup of hot chocolate and a Viagra tablet ... and that's it. I go out like a light." The grandson is puzzled and a little alarmed by this, so he rushes off to question the nurse in charge. "What are you people doing!?" he asks. "I'm told you're giving an 85-year-old man Viagra on a daily basis. Surely that can't be true?" "Oh, yes," replies the nurse. "Every night at 10 o'clock we give him a cup of chocolate and a Viagra tablet. It works wonderfully well. The chocolate makes him sleep, and the Viagra stops him from rolling out of bed." __________________

07-30-2007, 03:31 PM	#2 (permalink)
abtchonamission Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: In the mountain air Posts: 1,349	__________________ Faith... When you come to the end of all the light you know and you are about to step off into the darkness of the unknown, faith is knowing one of two things will happen: there will be something solid to stand on or you will be taught how to fly.

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