Proper use of the "F" word.

[Doug]

When is F*** Acceptable?



There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use. They were:



11. "What the f*** do you mean, we're sinking?"



-- Capt. E. J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912



10. "What the f*** was that?"



-- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945



9. "Where did all those f***ing Indians come from?"



-- Custer, 1877



8. "Any f***ing idiot could understand that."



-- Einstein, 1938



7. "It does so f***ing look like her!"



-- Picasso, 1926



6. "How the f*** did you work that out?"



-- Pythagoras, 126 BC



5. "You want WHAT on the f***ing ceiling?"



-- Michelangelo, 1566



4. "Where the f*** are we?"



-- Amelia Earhart, 1937



3. "Scattered f***ing showers, my ***!"



-- Noah, 4314 BC



2. "Aw c'mon. Who the f*** is going to find out?"



-- Bill Clinton, 1998



1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this f***ing mad."



-- Saddam Hussein, 2003