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barb dwyer · 06-22-2007, 10:19 PM

Man driving down road.
Woman driving up same road.
They pass each other.
The woman yells out the window, PIG!
Man yells out the window, B I T C H!
Man rounds next curve.
Crashes into a HUGE PIG in middle of road and dies.

Do we really need a moral?

**best** · 06-22-2007, 10:27 PM

*LOL*

I will remember that. A pig while on a bike would not be fun *LOL*

Honey...we are having bacon in the morning...oh and the bike is broken.

barb dwyer · 06-22-2007, 11:27 PM

LOL

My ex actually saw one get run over.

he said it was louder than any fire engine you've ever heard......

an no, a bike is no way to encounter a pig ...

I remember going through Mississippi at night ...
moths. Felt like bullets. Left gooey-ness.
foul.

LOL

lostnalone95 · 06-24-2007, 05:48 PM

lol....gee i needed a good laugh....thanks

fraankie · 06-29-2007, 09:10 AM

well, the preceding joke would be
"why did the pig cross the road?"

lol

Astro · 06-29-2007, 09:51 AM

barb........

06-22-2007, 10:19 PM	#1 (permalink)
barb dwyer same planet...different world Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: butte mt Posts: 7,143 Blog Entries: 3	A Very Short Story Man driving down road. Woman driving up same road. They pass each other. The woman yells out the window, PIG! Man yells out the window, B I T C H! Man rounds next curve. Crashes into a HUGE PIG in middle of road and dies. Do we really need a moral? __________________ When I changed the way I looked at things, the things I looked at changed.

06-22-2007, 10:27 PM	#2 (permalink)
best Don't get undies in a bunch Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: South Shore MA Posts: 7,190	LOL I will remember that. A pig while on a bike would not be fun LOL Honey...we are having bacon in the morning...oh and the bike is broken. __________________ * I asked God to spare me pain. God said "No", Suffering draws you apart from worldly cares and brings you closer to me. Recovery Related Acronym B. E. S. T. = Been Enjoying Sobriety Today?

06-22-2007, 11:27 PM	#3 (permalink)
barb dwyer same planet...different world Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: butte mt Posts: 7,143 Blog Entries: 3	LOL My ex actually saw one get run over. he said it was louder than any fire engine you've ever heard...... an no, a bike is no way to encounter a pig ... I remember going through Mississippi at night ... moths. Felt like bullets. Left gooey-ness. foul. LOL __________________ When I changed the way I looked at things, the things I looked at changed.

06-24-2007, 05:48 PM	#4 (permalink)
lostnalone95 found NOT lost Join Date: May 2006 Location: a happier place than before!!!! Posts: 894	lol....gee i needed a good laugh....thanks __________________ not so lost and definitely not so alone anymore!!!!! SR ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!! riding the coaster for FUN now!!!!!!

06-29-2007, 09:51 AM	#6 (permalink)
Astro Codaholic Alcodependant Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Phoenix, AZ, in a home filled with love Posts: 6,423	barb........ __________________ They said there'll be snow at Christmas They said there'll be peace on Earth Hallelujah Noel be it Heaven or Hell The Christmas you get you deserve.

06-29-2007, 09:10 AM	#5 (permalink)
fraankie Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: brooklyn, new york Posts: 1,384	well, the preceding joke would be "why did the pig cross the road?" lol

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