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06-14-2007, 08:07 AM
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| Poetry from the heart
The Washington Post had a contest, in which respondents had to write a two-line romantic poem...except that the last line had to be as unromantic .... as the first line was romantic. 1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife, Marrying you screwed up my life. 2. I see your face when I am dreaming. That's why I always wake up screaming. 3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot, This describes everything you are not. 4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss, But I only slept with you because I was p*ssed. 5. I thought that I could love no other, That is, until I met your brother. 6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you, But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head. 7. I want to feel your sweet embrace, But don't take that paper bag off your face. 8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes. Damn, I'm good at telling lies! 9. My love, you take my breath away. What have you stepped in to smell this way? 10. My feelings for you no words can tell, Except for maybe "Go to hell." 11. What inspired this amorous rhyme? Two parts vodka, one part lime
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06-14-2007, 05:32 PM
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Those were great, Cat 
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06-19-2007, 12:14 PM
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| found NOT lost  Join Date: May 2006 Location: a happier place than before!!!!
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i wish i'd of thought of a couple of those.....lol
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06-19-2007, 12:29 PM
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i wrote a few When we were dating I loved your hair with its curl But now when I see you all I want is to hurl You are beautiful, with a sparkle in your eye But your breath could make an elephant die To show you my love a bought you a Lex But all I really care about is making sure I get s?x |
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06-19-2007, 05:17 PM
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When we got together you were where it's at Little did I realize you'd get so fat. When we got together I thought you were a hell-of-a lay But now that I've met your brother, would you please go away?
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06-29-2007, 09:14 AM
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| Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: brooklyn, new york
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| 1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife, Marrying you screwed up my life. gee, i had a year or so int program reminds me of an amend i sent my ex-wife "sneding a greeting to my ex-wife and thanks for screwing up my life" lol can i mention something i don't get get it all the cards and gifts i sent my kids didn't have the time to send a thank you but had the time to sign and cash the check ?????????????????????????/ fraankie |
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