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indigo · 06-12-2007, 04:06 AM

Jim Finn, the noted biologist, was stumped. He'd spent months studying the little green frogs in the Keefo swamp. The population, despite all efforts at predator control, was declining at an alarming rate.
Finally, Finn went to the chemistry department at his college to see if anyone there might be able to help. Tom Trom looked into the problem, and came up with a solution. The little frogs had succumbed to a chemical change in the swamp's water, and simply couldn't stay coupled long enough to reproduce. Tom brewed up a new adhesive, made from a dash of this, a zoss of that, and most critically, one part sodium.

"You mean?.... " Jim said when told.
"Yes," said Tom, "They needed mono-sodium glue to mate."

indigo · 06-12-2007, 04:07 AM

Top ten signs you might be a frog.
You get mad when you don't find a fly in your soup
You buy out the supply of wart removal cream in your drugstore constantly
French chefs are eyeing your legs and appear to be following you
Bug lamps appear to you as a curse
On applications, you list 'Pond' as your home address
Kermit is your idol
You get mad whenever Miss Piggy makes a pass at Kermit
Have seen the movie 'The Fly' at least ten times
You live in fear that someday you will wind up in a child's aquarium
France is the evil empire to you

historyteach · 06-12-2007, 04:35 AM

Shalom!

06-12-2007, 04:06 AM	#1 (permalink)
indigo Community Greeter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Mid-Life Express Posts: 9,928	More Frog Jokes Jim Finn, the noted biologist, was stumped. He'd spent months studying the little green frogs in the Keefo swamp. The population, despite all efforts at predator control, was declining at an alarming rate. Finally, Finn went to the chemistry department at his college to see if anyone there might be able to help. Tom Trom looked into the problem, and came up with a solution. The little frogs had succumbed to a chemical change in the swamp's water, and simply couldn't stay coupled long enough to reproduce. Tom brewed up a new adhesive, made from a dash of this, a zoss of that, and most critically, one part sodium. "You mean?.... " Jim said when told. "Yes," said Tom, "They needed mono-sodium glue to mate." __________________ When you judge others, you do not define them, you define yourself." Namasté

06-12-2007, 04:07 AM	#2 (permalink)
indigo Community Greeter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Mid-Life Express Posts: 9,928	Top ten signs you might be a frog. You get mad when you don't find a fly in your soup You buy out the supply of wart removal cream in your drugstore constantly French chefs are eyeing your legs and appear to be following you Bug lamps appear to you as a curse On applications, you list 'Pond' as your home address Kermit is your idol You get mad whenever Miss Piggy makes a pass at Kermit Have seen the movie 'The Fly' at least ten times You live in fear that someday you will wind up in a child's aquarium France is the evil empire to you __________________ When you judge others, you do not define them, you define yourself." Namasté

06-12-2007, 04:35 AM	#3 (permalink)
historyteach To Life! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Rhode Island Posts: 9,303	Shalom! __________________ IMAGINE

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