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phoenix · 05-13-2003, 07:07 PM

Q: What do you call a codependent who says 'no' and doesn't feel guilty?

A: Healthy

You're codependent for sure if, when you die, someone else's life flashes in front of your eyes.

You're codependent for sure when you get kicked off jury duty for insisting that you're the guilty one.

Q. Why did the codependent cross the road?

A. To help the chicken make a decision.

Did you hear about the codependent who flunked geography? He couldn't distinguish any boundaries.

You know you're codependent if you find yourself in a rut -- and move in furniture.

You're codependent for sure when you wake up in the morning and say to your mate: "Good morning, how am I?

Q. Why does a codependent buy two copies of every self-help book?

A. One to read and one to pass on to someone who really needs it.

Q. What does a codependent have in common with God?

A. They both have a plan for your life.

....... :bojo:

phoenix

margo · 05-13-2003, 07:51 PM

Phoenix - love it!

05-13-2003, 07:07 PM	#1 (permalink)
phoenix Paused Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Dreaming Summer Posts: 803	You might be codie if... Q: What do you call a codependent who says 'no' and doesn't feel guilty? A: Healthy You're codependent for sure if, when you die, someone else's life flashes in front of your eyes. You're codependent for sure when you get kicked off jury duty for insisting that you're the guilty one. Q. Why did the codependent cross the road? A. To help the chicken make a decision. Did you hear about the codependent who flunked geography? He couldn't distinguish any boundaries. You know you're codependent if you find yourself in a rut -- and move in furniture. You're codependent for sure when you wake up in the morning and say to your mate: "Good morning, how am I? Q. Why does a codependent buy two copies of every self-help book? A. One to read and one to pass on to someone who really needs it. Q. What does a codependent have in common with God? A. They both have a plan for your life. ....... :bojo: phoenix

05-13-2003, 07:51 PM	#2 (permalink)
margo Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: North Vancouver, British Columbia Posts: 1,727	Phoenix - love it! __________________ Sometimes I go about in pity for myself, and all the while a great wind is bearing me across the sky. ~Ojibwe saying~

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