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06-02-2007, 01:07 AM
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| Member  Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: S.E. Mich.
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| Woman to man comeback lines
M: I know how to please a woman. W: Then please leave me alone. M: I want to give myself to you. W: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts. M: Your hair color is fabulous. W: Thank you. It's on aisle three at the corner drug store. M: You look like a dream. W: Go back to sleep. M: I can tell that you want me. W: Yes, I want you to leave. M: Hey, baby, what's your sign? W: Do not enter. -OR- Stop. M: Your body is like a temple. W: Sorry, there are no services today. M: Is this seat empty? W: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down. M: What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? W: What's it like being the biggest liar in the world? M: Haven't I seen you someplace before? W: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.  |
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06-05-2007, 07:41 PM
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Thanks Doug - that made me smile
__________________ Faith... When you come to the end of all the light you know and you are about to step off into the darkness of the unknown, faith is knowing one of two things will happen: there will be something solid to stand on or you will be taught how to fly. |
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06-05-2007, 08:06 PM
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Hehe, I like that one!
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06-08-2007, 12:13 PM
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| Member  Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Phoenix, AZ
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Im going to have to print this and use some of those... 
__________________ Cynay "Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life; define yourself." Harvey Fierstein |
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06-10-2007, 06:47 AM
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| ~Author of My Life~  Join Date: May 2003 Location: Doing what I thought I couldn't....
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Lol....
__________________ Many Hugs and Hope too, Tammie "Think of all the beauty still left around you and BE HAPPY." ~Anne Frank~ "Things do not change, WE change." ~Henry David Thoreau~  |
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07-01-2007, 11:09 AM
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M: "I love you" W: "i love you, too" M: "I LOVE YOU MORE THAN ANYTHING" W: "i'll live with you anywhere" M: "i love you so much" W: "i want to get married forever: M: "we can supplement each other thru comproise and cooperation" W: "my mother says we belong together" M: "will you marry me" ( on one knee) W: "yes" 7 years late W: "i want a divorce" |
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07-02-2007, 09:04 PM
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| Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: brooklyn, new york
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Frank: "i love you" Gina "i need new linoleum" Frank "so buy it" the next night Frank "Hi" Gina "my father said i shouldn't get involved woith anyone right now" Frank "but i love you" Gina opens door |
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