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exzim · 05-30-2007, 05:57 AM

This guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he had a
pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an
unusual pet. After some discussion he finally bought a centipede, (100 leg
bug), which came in a little white box to use for his house. He took the box
home, found a good location for the box, and decided he would start off by
taking his new pet to the bar for a drink. So he asked the centipede in the
box, "Would you like to go to Frank's place with me and have a beer?" But
there was no answer from his new Pet. This bothered him a bit, but he
waited a few minutes and then asked him again, "How about going to the bar
and having a drink with me?" But again there was no answer from his new
friend and pet. So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the
situation. He decided to ask him one more time. This time putting his face
up against the centipede's house and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you
like to go to Frank's place and have a drink with me?

YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS......
.
A little voice came out of the box: "I heard you the first time! I'm
putting my ******** shoes on!"

Jules62 · 05-30-2007, 07:58 PM

LOL

I love it!

Thanks for the laugh,

Rose.

indigo · 05-31-2007, 03:54 AM

ditto

05-30-2007, 05:57 AM	#1 (permalink)
exzim Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Alberta, Canada Posts: 94	The Centipede This guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion he finally bought a centipede, (100 leg bug), which came in a little white box to use for his house. He took the box home, found a good location for the box, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar for a drink. So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to Frank's place with me and have a beer?" But there was no answer from his new Pet. This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again, "How about going to the bar and having a drink with me?" But again there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. He decided to ask him one more time. This time putting his face up against the centipede's house and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go to Frank's place and have a drink with me? YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS...... . A little voice came out of the box: "I heard you the first time! I'm putting my ******** shoes on!" __________________ A candle loses none of its light by lighting another candle. Unknown Don't wait for people to be kind, show them how. Unknown

05-31-2007, 03:54 AM	#3 (permalink)
indigo Community Greeter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Mid-Life Express Posts: 9,928	ditto __________________ When you judge others, you do not define them, you define yourself." Namasté

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05-30-2007, 07:58 PM	#2 (permalink)
Jules62 Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 2,301	LOL I love it! Thanks for the laugh, Rose.

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