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indigo · 05-26-2007, 05:31 AM

Living the Motto
A scoutmaster and his wife were driving along a rural highway when they found the road blocked by a herd of cows that had escaped through a broken fence.

The scoutmaster tried beeping his horn to scare the cattle from the pavement, but to no avail. For some reason, no
sound was heard. He got out of the car, lifted the hood, and saw the problem, a loose wire, which he quickly fixed.

As he got back into the car, his wife asked him if he'd had any luck.

"Yep," he replied, "beep repaired!"

barb dwyer · 05-26-2007, 06:11 AM

*groan* ha!

indigo · 05-26-2007, 07:00 AM

You said it Barb......corny LOL!

BigSis · 06-11-2007, 12:47 PM

Egad... I had to say it out loud! (slooooowwwww)

**Astro** · 06-11-2007, 12:49 PM

Oh gawd I'm so slow I had to say it out loud too!

fraankie · 07-01-2007, 11:11 AM

"When you judge others, you do not define them, you define yourself." Namasté

05-26-2007, 05:31 AM	#1 (permalink)
indigo Community Greeter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Mid-Life Express Posts: 9,928	The Scoutmaster Living the Motto A scoutmaster and his wife were driving along a rural highway when they found the road blocked by a herd of cows that had escaped through a broken fence. The scoutmaster tried beeping his horn to scare the cattle from the pavement, but to no avail. For some reason, no sound was heard. He got out of the car, lifted the hood, and saw the problem, a loose wire, which he quickly fixed. As he got back into the car, his wife asked him if he'd had any luck. "Yep," he replied, "beep repaired!" __________________ When you judge others, you do not define them, you define yourself." Namasté

05-26-2007, 06:11 AM	#2 (permalink)
barb dwyer same planet...different world Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: butte mt Posts: 10,933 Blog Entries: 7	groan ha! __________________ Knowledge is knowing that tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in fruit salad.

05-26-2007, 07:00 AM	#3 (permalink)
indigo Community Greeter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Mid-Life Express Posts: 9,928	You said it Barb......corny LOL! __________________ When you judge others, you do not define them, you define yourself." Namasté

06-11-2007, 12:47 PM	#4 (permalink)
BigSis On a tear Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Volcano Country! Posts: 3,240	Egad... I had to say it out loud! (slooooowwwww) __________________ No matter how spoiled the past may be, our future is spotless.... BigSis

06-11-2007, 12:49 PM	#5 (permalink)
Astro Forum Leader Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Scottsdale, AZ, one big happy dysfunctional family! Posts: 11,833	Oh gawd I'm so slow I had to say it out loud too! __________________ "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty, and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming---WOW-What a ride!"

07-01-2007, 11:11 AM	#6 (permalink)
fraankie Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: brooklyn, new york Posts: 1,395	"When you judge others, you do not define them, you define yourself." Namasté

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