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05-24-2007, 01:55 AM
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| Member  Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: S.E. Mich.
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HOW DO CRAZY PEOPLE GO THROUGH THE FOREST? They take the Psycho path. WHAT DO ESKIMOS GET FROM SITTING ON THE ICE TOO LONG? Polaroids. WHAT DO YOU CALL A BOOMERANG THAT DOESN'T WORK? A stick. WHAT DO YOU CALL CHEESE THAT ISN'T YOURS? Nacho Cheese. WHAT DO YOU CALL SANTA'S HELPERS? Subordinate Clauses. WHAT DO YOU CALL FOUR BULLFIGHTERS IN QUICKSAND? Quatro Sinko. WHAT DO YOU GET FROM A PAMPERED COW? Spoiled milk. WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A SNOWMAN WITH A VAMPIRE? Frostbite. WHAT LIES AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN AND TWITCHES? A nervous wreck. WHERE DO YOU FIND A DOG WITH NO LEGS? Right where you left him. WHY DO GORILLAS HAVE BIG NOSTRILS? Because they have big fingers. WHAT KIND OF COFFEE WAS SERVED ON THE TITANIC? Sanka. WHY DO A PILGRIM'S PANTS ALWAYS FALL DOWN? Because they wear their belt buckle on their hat. WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BAD GOLFER AND A BAD SKYDIVER? A bad golfer goes, whack, dang it! A bad skydiver goes, dang it, whack! HOW DO YOU CATCH A UNIQUE RABBIT? Unique up on it. HOW DO YOU CATCH A TAME RABBIT? Tame way, unique up on it. WHAT DO YOU CALL SKYDIVING LAWYERS? Skeet. HOW ARE A TEXAS TORNADO AND AN ARKANSAS DIVORCE THE SAME? Somebody's gonna lose a trailer  |
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05-24-2007, 04:34 AM
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| Forum Leader  Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: By The Lake
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05-25-2007, 04:36 AM
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| Trying to do the right thing.  Join Date: May 2006 Location: London
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were do you find a dog with no legs .... Were you left him ....  ***Groan***....hahahahahaaa....
__________________ Weve come along way and were Changing day by day  We DO Recover. We can Recover...! |
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05-25-2007, 04:36 AM
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| Member  Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Harwich, MA
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Here's one my daughter told me: WHAT'S GREEN AND SITS ON THE TOILET? A girl scout doing her duty. WHAT DO YOU CALL A COW WITH NO LEGS? Ground beef Along the lines of your dog one - WHAT DO YOU CALL A DOG WITH NO LEGS? Nothing; it can't come anyway! |
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