This is good!

[StillInTheDumps]

JOKE OF THE DAY

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one.
Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them
are hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a
man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars!
There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God
that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the
rest of our days"

Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely,
this must be a sign from God!"

The woman continued, "and look at this, here's another miracle. My
car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break.
Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."

Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in
agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back
to the woman.

The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on,
and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police....."

MORAL OF THE STORY: Women are clever, evil bitches. Don't mess
with them.