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Chance · 03-29-2007, 02:43 PM

A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of an airplane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds.

The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, wiped her nose, then shuddered violently once more.

Assuming that the woman might have a cold, the man was still curious about the shuddering. A few more minutes passed when the woman sneezed yet again. As before she took a tissue, wiped her nose, her body shaking even more than before.

Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man turned to the woman and said, "I couldn't help but notice that you've sneezed three times, wiped your nose and then shuddered violently.
Are you okay?"

"I am sorry if I disturbed you, I have a very rare medical condition; whenever I
sneeze I have an orgasm."

The man, more than a bit embarrassed, was still curious. I have never heard of that condition before" he said. "Are you taking anything for it?"

The woman nodded,
"Pepper"

**Ann** · 03-30-2007, 02:41 AM

Very funny, Vic.

barb dwyer · 03-30-2007, 06:58 AM

lol!

good one, Vic!

happyagain · 03-30-2007, 03:42 PM

lol...nice one Vic!!

Chance · 04-02-2007, 06:27 PM

Sounds like that lady might need some SA (Sex Anonymous)

Hope · 04-03-2007, 12:44 AM

lol

IO Storm · 04-06-2007, 07:06 PM

Or maybe minus the anonymous lol.

Funny my dear friend.

hope3 · 04-07-2007, 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chance

Sounds like that lady might need some SA (Sex Anonymous)

Or maybe an endless supply of pepper!

LOL, hope3

Cindi R · 04-08-2007, 02:16 PM

Sorta gives a whole new meaning to the song...
"wouldn't ya like to be a pepper too?
be a pepper, drink dr pepper"
hehehe

03-29-2007, 02:43 PM	#1 (permalink)
Chance JUST DO IT!! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Here Or There Posts: 7,393 Blog Entries: 10	I Just Had To Post this one A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of an airplane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds. The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, wiped her nose, then shuddered violently once more. Assuming that the woman might have a cold, the man was still curious about the shuddering. A few more minutes passed when the woman sneezed yet again. As before she took a tissue, wiped her nose, her body shaking even more than before. Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man turned to the woman and said, "I couldn't help but notice that you've sneezed three times, wiped your nose and then shuddered violently. Are you okay?" "I am sorry if I disturbed you, I have a very rare medical condition; whenever I sneeze I have an orgasm." The man, more than a bit embarrassed, was still curious. I have never heard of that condition before" he said. "Are you taking anything for it?" The woman nodded, "Pepper" __________________ With Love and Respect Vic With God and A Little Luck We won't have to use today

03-30-2007, 02:41 AM	#2 (permalink)
Ann Forum Leader Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: By The Lake Posts: 25,172	Very funny, Vic. __________________ “Promise me you'll always remember: You're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.” ~Winnie the Pooh~

03-30-2007, 06:58 AM	#3 (permalink)
barb dwyer same planet...different world Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: butte mt Posts: 10,933 Blog Entries: 7	lol! good one, Vic! __________________ Knowledge is knowing that tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in fruit salad.

03-30-2007, 03:42 PM	#4 (permalink)
happyagain Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: a happier place than before!!!! Posts: 944	lol...nice one Vic!! __________________ Some days all you can do is smile and wait for some kind soul to come and pull your a$$ out of the bind you've gotten yourself into!

04-02-2007, 06:27 PM	#5 (permalink)
Chance JUST DO IT!! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Here Or There Posts: 7,393 Blog Entries: 10	Sounds like that lady might need some SA (Sex Anonymous) __________________ With Love and Respect Vic With God and A Little Luck We won't have to use today

04-03-2007, 12:44 AM	#6 (permalink)
Hope Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 3,300	lol

04-06-2007, 07:06 PM	#7 (permalink)
IO Storm IO Storm Wheel Of Fortune Champion! Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Southern California Posts: 18,175 Blog Entries: 2	Or maybe minus the anonymous lol. Funny my dear friend. __________________ "God holds me still in the eye of the Storm"

04-08-2007, 02:16 PM	#9 (permalink)
Cindi R Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Anywhere,USA Posts: 511	Sorta gives a whole new meaning to the song... "wouldn't ya like to be a pepper too? be a pepper, drink dr pepper" hehehe __________________ There's no gram like the program

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