Colonoscopy Remarks - SoberRecovery : Alcoholism Drug Addiction Help and Information

Doug · 03-24-2007, 01:47 AM

A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies:

"Find Amelia Earhart yet?"

"Can you hear me NOW?"

"You know, in Arkansas , we're now legally married."

"Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"

"Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"

"If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!"

"Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."

"You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"

"Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?"

**Ann** · 03-24-2007, 04:51 AM

:lamo

Anyone who can maintain a sense of humor going while a camera and crew are filming his worst side, has got to be one funny person.

barb dwyer · 03-24-2007, 05:15 AM

thank you Doug - I KNEW you'd come through with something tonight!
I really NEEDED a laugh ...

*trapped miners*

heh.

Mertzie · 03-27-2007, 10:42 PM

"Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?"

LOL... makes me want to schedule an appointment just so I can use this line!

03-24-2007, 01:47 AM	#1 (permalink)
Doug Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: S.E. Mich. Posts: 1,442	Colonoscopy Remarks A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies: "Find Amelia Earhart yet?" "Can you hear me NOW?" "You know, in Arkansas , we're now legally married." "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?" "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!" "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!" "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity." "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?" "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?"

03-24-2007, 04:51 AM	#2 (permalink)
Ann Forum Leader Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: By The Lake Posts: 25,173	:lamo Anyone who can maintain a sense of humor going while a camera and crew are filming his worst side, has got to be one funny person. __________________ “Promise me you'll always remember: You're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.” ~Winnie the Pooh~

03-24-2007, 05:15 AM	#3 (permalink)
barb dwyer same planet...different world Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: butte mt Posts: 10,933 Blog Entries: 7	thank you Doug - I KNEW you'd come through with something tonight! I really NEEDED a laugh ... trapped miners heh. __________________ Knowledge is knowing that tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in fruit salad.

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03-27-2007, 10:42 PM	#4 (permalink)
Mertzie Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 158	"Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?" LOL... makes me want to schedule an appointment just so I can use this line!

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