Colonoscopy Remarks - SoberRecovery : Alcoholism Drug Addiction Help and Information

***Doug*** · 03-24-2007, 01:47 AM

A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies:

"Find Amelia Earhart yet?"

"Can you hear me NOW?"

"You know, in Arkansas , we're now legally married."

"Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"

"Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"

"If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!"

"Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."

"You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"

"Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?"

**Ann** · 03-24-2007, 04:51 AM

:lamo

Anyone who can maintain a sense of humor going while a camera and crew are filming his worst side, has got to be one funny person.

barb dwyer · 03-24-2007, 05:15 AM

thank you Doug - I KNEW you'd come through with something tonight!
I really NEEDED a laugh ...

*trapped miners*

heh.

Mertzie · 03-27-2007, 10:42 PM

"Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?"

LOL... makes me want to schedule an appointment just so I can use this line!

03-24-2007, 01:47 AM	#1 (permalink)
*Doug* Administrator Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: S.E. Mich. Posts: 1,438	Colonoscopy Remarks A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies: "Find Amelia Earhart yet?" "Can you hear me NOW?" "You know, in Arkansas , we're now legally married." "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?" "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!" "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!" "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity." "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?" "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?"

03-24-2007, 04:51 AM	#2 (permalink)
Ann Forum Leader Glop 2:Glops Revenge Champion! Ray Ray Shuffle Champion! Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: By The Lake Posts: 18,962	:lamo Anyone who can maintain a sense of humor going while a camera and crew are filming his worst side, has got to be one funny person. __________________ Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the little voice at the end of the day that says I'll try again tomorrow. ~Mary Anne Radmacher~

03-24-2007, 05:15 AM	#3 (permalink)
barb dwyer same planet...different world Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: butte mt Posts: 9,020 Blog Entries: 7	thank you Doug - I KNEW you'd come through with something tonight! I really NEEDED a laugh ... trapped miners heh. __________________ ~ Minimalism. It's the least I can do. ~

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03-27-2007, 10:42 PM	#4 (permalink)
Mertzie Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 158	"Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?" LOL... makes me want to schedule an appointment just so I can use this line!

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