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velvet42 · 02-09-2007, 05:03 AM

A woman was in a coma, she had been in it for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a blanket bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her. They tried it again and sure enough there was a small, recognisable movement. They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him that, crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma.
The husband was sceptical, but they assured that they'd close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room.
After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses ran into the room. "What happened?" they cried.

The husband said, "I'm not sure, maybe she choked".

barb dwyer · 02-09-2007, 05:15 AM

TheGirlInside · 02-15-2007, 04:01 PM

Yeah, that's Typical!!!

stone · 03-30-2007, 09:32 AM

It took me about 2 minutes to get the joke and then another 2 mins to really get it.

Hmm...lol, we are bastards aren't we?

02-09-2007, 05:03 AM	#1 (permalink)
velvet42 Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: UK Posts: 95	The Considerate Husband A woman was in a coma, she had been in it for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a blanket bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her. They tried it again and sure enough there was a small, recognisable movement. They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him that, crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma. The husband was sceptical, but they assured that they'd close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses ran into the room. "What happened?" they cried. The husband said, "I'm not sure, maybe she choked".

02-09-2007, 05:15 AM	#2 (permalink)
barb dwyer same planet...different world Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: butte mt Posts: 10,933 Blog Entries: 7	__________________ Knowledge is knowing that tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in fruit salad.

02-15-2007, 04:01 PM	#3 (permalink)
TheGirlInside In Recovery Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Upper Midwest Posts: 259	Yeah, that's Typical!!! __________________ Kari No Storm Can Shake my innermost calm while to that rock I'm clinging... Since Love is Lord o'er Heaven and Earth, How can I keep from Singing? -Enya (old Quaker hymn)

03-30-2007, 09:32 AM	#4 (permalink)
stone Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: UK Posts: 18,303	It took me about 2 minutes to get the joke and then another 2 mins to really get it. Hmm...lol, we are bastards aren't we? __________________ . As from a fire aflame thousands of sparks come forth, even so from the Creator an infinity of beings have life and to him return again. -- Maitri Upanishads

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