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Sober_John · 02-07-2007, 05:18 PM

A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions." He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks,"what is your occupation?"
"I'm a *****," she says.

The accountant is somewhat taken back and says, "No, No, No, that won't work. Let's try to rephrase that" The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl".

"No, that still won't work. Try again."

They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken farmer."

The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?"

"Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year."

"Chicken Farmer it is."

***MsPINKAcres*** · 02-08-2007, 12:25 PM

As tax preparer for a National Tax & Financial company (think Green) as I was reading this joke - I was thinking of the different expenses you could deduct in this "occupation"

Geez - I do sound a little like a nerd.

Anyway - funny joke - I have had some unusual occupations never this one, but it's early in the season - hey with IRS - you just gotta be creative!!

02-07-2007, 05:18 PM	#1 (permalink)
Sober_John Employment Exertion Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: WV USA Posts: 745	Tax time A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions." He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks,"what is your occupation?" "I'm a *****," she says. The accountant is somewhat taken back and says, "No, No, No, that won't work. Let's try to rephrase that" The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl". "No, that still won't work. Try again." They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken farmer." The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?" "Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year." "Chicken Farmer it is." __________________ We know from long experience that if [former prisoners] canâ€™t find work, or a home, or help, they are much more likely to commit more crimes and return to prison. America is the land of the second chance.

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02-08-2007, 12:25 PM	#2 (permalink)
*MsPINKAcres* Living in a Pinkful Place Join Date: May 2006 Location: Louisiana Posts: 5,818	As tax preparer for a National Tax & Financial company (think Green) as I was reading this joke - I was thinking of the different expenses you could deduct in this "occupation" Geez - I do sound a little like a nerd. Anyway - funny joke - I have had some unusual occupations never this one, but it's early in the season - hey with IRS - you just gotta be creative!!

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