never underestimate a woman!!!!!!! - SoberRecovery : Alcoholism Drug Addiction Help and Information

happyagain · 01-12-2007, 07:12 PM

An older lady was somewhat lonely and decided she needed a pet to keep her company. So, off to the pet shop she went. She searched and searched. None of the pets seemed to catch her interest, except this ugly frog. As she walked by the jar he was in, she looked and he winked at her.

He whispered, " I'M SO LONELY, TOO. BUY ME AND TAKE ME HOME WITH YOU. YOU WON'T EVER BE SORRY."

The old lady figured, what the heck! She hadn't found anything else. So, she bought the frog. She placed him in the car, on the front seat beside her.

As she was slowly driving down the road, the frog whispered to her "KISS ME AND YOU WON'T BE SORRY."

So the old lady figured, WHAT THE HECK, and kissed the frog.

IMMEDIATELY the frog turned into an absolutely gorgeous, sexy, young, handsome prince.

THE PRINCE THEN RETURNED THE OLD LADY'S KISS.

SUDDENLY THE OLD LADY FELT HERSELF TRANSFORMING FROM HIS KISS.

NOW CAN YOU GUESS WHAT THE OLD LADY TURNED INTO?

COME ON GUESS!

OOOOOOOHHHHHHH COME ON -- DON'T BE A POOP!
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SHE TURNED INTO THE

FIRST HOLIDAY INN SHE COULD FIND!!!

She's old....... NOT DEAD!!!!!

OLD LADIES ROCK!

Cynay · 01-12-2007, 07:27 PM

OMG.......

TOOOO FUNNY

**Ann** · 01-13-2007, 03:24 AM

Go Granny!!!!

embraced2000 · 01-13-2007, 05:39 AM

......said in a whiney voice....I WANT ONE OF THEM KIND OF FROGS.

hilarious!!!

historyteach · 01-13-2007, 06:05 AM

YEA!!!

I wanna be like granny!

L'Chaim!

TheGirlInside · 01-15-2007, 02:57 PM

(turns off internet and goes outside, calling "Heere Froggy, Froggy!")

01-12-2007, 07:12 PM	#1 (permalink)
happyagain Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: a happier place than before!!!! Posts: 944	never underestimate a woman!!!!!!! An older lady was somewhat lonely and decided she needed a pet to keep her company. So, off to the pet shop she went. She searched and searched. None of the pets seemed to catch her interest, except this ugly frog. As she walked by the jar he was in, she looked and he winked at her. He whispered, " I'M SO LONELY, TOO. BUY ME AND TAKE ME HOME WITH YOU. YOU WON'T EVER BE SORRY." The old lady figured, what the heck! She hadn't found anything else. So, she bought the frog. She placed him in the car, on the front seat beside her. As she was slowly driving down the road, the frog whispered to her "KISS ME AND YOU WON'T BE SORRY." So the old lady figured, WHAT THE HECK, and kissed the frog. IMMEDIATELY the frog turned into an absolutely gorgeous, sexy, young, handsome prince. THE PRINCE THEN RETURNED THE OLD LADY'S KISS. SUDDENLY THE OLD LADY FELT HERSELF TRANSFORMING FROM HIS KISS. NOW CAN YOU GUESS WHAT THE OLD LADY TURNED INTO? COME ON GUESS! OOOOOOOHHHHHHH COME ON -- DON'T BE A POOP! * * * * * SHE TURNED INTO THE FIRST HOLIDAY INN SHE COULD FIND!!! She's old....... NOT DEAD!!!!! OLD LADIES ROCK! __________________ Some days all you can do is smile and wait for some kind soul to come and pull your a$$ out of the bind you've gotten yourself into!

01-12-2007, 07:27 PM	#2 (permalink)
Cynay Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Phoenix, AZ Posts: 3,836	OMG....... TOOOO FUNNY __________________ Cynay "Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life; define yourself." Harvey Fierstein

01-13-2007, 03:24 AM	#3 (permalink)
Ann Forum Leader Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: By The Lake Posts: 25,173	Go Granny!!!! __________________ “Promise me you'll always remember: You're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.” ~Winnie the Pooh~

01-13-2007, 06:05 AM	#5 (permalink)
historyteach To Life! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Rhode Island Posts: 9,303	YEA!!! I wanna be like granny! L'Chaim! __________________ IMAGINE

01-15-2007, 02:57 PM	#6 (permalink)
TheGirlInside In Recovery Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Upper Midwest Posts: 259	(turns off internet and goes outside, calling "Heere Froggy, Froggy!") __________________ Kari No Storm Can Shake my innermost calm while to that rock I'm clinging... Since Love is Lord o'er Heaven and Earth, How can I keep from Singing? -Enya (old Quaker hymn)

01-13-2007, 05:39 AM	#4 (permalink)
embraced2000 Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: southern indiana Posts: 1,934	......said in a whiney voice....I WANT ONE OF THEM KIND OF FROGS. hilarious!!!

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