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01-12-2007, 07:12 PM
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| found NOT lost  Join Date: May 2006 Location: a happier place than before!!!!
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An older lady was somewhat lonely and decided she needed a pet to keep her company. So, off to the pet shop she went. She searched and searched. None of the pets seemed to catch her interest, except this ugly frog. As she walked by the jar he was in, she looked and he winked at her. He whispered, " I'M SO LONELY, TOO. BUY ME AND TAKE ME HOME WITH YOU. YOU WON'T EVER BE SORRY." The old lady figured, what the heck! She hadn't found anything else. So, she bought the frog. She placed him in the car, on the front seat beside her. As she was slowly driving down the road, the frog whispered to her "KISS ME AND YOU WON'T BE SORRY." So the old lady figured, WHAT THE HECK, and kissed the frog. IMMEDIATELY the frog turned into an absolutely gorgeous, sexy, young, handsome prince. THE PRINCE THEN RETURNED THE OLD LADY'S KISS. SUDDENLY THE OLD LADY FELT HERSELF TRANSFORMING FROM HIS KISS. NOW CAN YOU GUESS WHAT THE OLD LADY TURNED INTO? COME ON GUESS! OOOOOOOHHHHHHH COME ON -- DON'T BE A POOP! * * * * * SHE TURNED INTO THE FIRST HOLIDAY INN SHE COULD FIND!!! She's old....... NOT DEAD!!!!! OLD LADIES ROCK!
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01-12-2007, 07:27 PM
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| Forum Leader  Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Phoenix, AZ
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OMG....... TOOOO FUNNY 
__________________ Cynay "Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life; define yourself." Harvey Fierstein |
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01-13-2007, 03:24 AM
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| Sharing Our Light  Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: By The Lake
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Go Granny!!!! 
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01-15-2007, 02:57 PM
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| In Recovery Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Upper Midwest
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(turns off internet and goes outside, calling "Heere Froggy, Froggy!")
__________________  KariNo Storm Can Shake my innermost calm while to that rock I'm clinging... Since Love is Lord o'er Heaven and Earth, How can I keep from Singing? -Enya (old Quaker hymn) |
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