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01-12-2007, 07:32 AM
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| Words women use
FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. FIVE MINUTES If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. NOTHING This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine" GO AHEAD This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it. LOUD SIGH This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing" THAT'S OKAY This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. THANKS A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome. WHATEVER It's a woman's way of saying *!#@ YOU!
__________________ "Recovery is about learning to live life on life's terms....and still being tickled pink to be alive each day." ~~ Ann |
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01-12-2007, 01:08 PM
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I love those, Cat. May I add "You decide" That means read my mind and decide what I'd like and choose that or wish you had. 
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01-12-2007, 02:12 PM
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01-13-2007, 07:16 AM
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__________________ "Recovery is about learning to live life on life's terms....and still being tickled pink to be alive each day." ~~ Ann | |
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01-13-2007, 09:31 AM
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Actually, I always thought the correct answer was "Here honey, have some Godiva chocolate."
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01-19-2007, 09:26 PM
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01-20-2007, 11:45 PM
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| I Can't Take Me Anywhere Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Old Home Terra
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Guys, allow me to translate... "...I'm fine..." -- as far as you need to know, you stupid insensitive jerk, I don't know why I even bother letting you hang around me... "...Its okay..." -- because I don't have twenty years available to spend trying to bring your intelligence level up to the point where you could even begin to have a glimmering of what I'm going through right now you clod... Yeah, I used to be married.
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