Scotch

[Chance]

Joke of The Day:
A man walks into a bar and say's "Give me a glass of 8 year old scotch and don't try to fool me - I know the difference!". So the bartender tries his luck and hands the man a glass of 10 year old scotch. The man takes a gulp and say's "What the heck kind of idiot do you take me for?!". So the bartender hands him his 8 year old scotch the man takes a gulp "Ahhhh, that's goooood!". Another man minding his own business goes over to the scotch drinker and say's "Take a drink of this" and the man takes a gulp and say's "This tastes like ****!" the other man say's "Good... now how old am I!?!"