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Doug · 01-09-2007, 03:17 AM

* If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job with a better company someday.

* The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.

* Sure, you may not like working here, but we pay your rent.

* If you think we're a bad firm, you should see our rivals!

* Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings -- they did it by killing all those who opposed them.

* A person who smiles in the face of adversity... probably has a scapegoat.

* ABANDON ALL HOPE, YE WHO ENTER HERE.....

* We make great money! We have great benefits! We do no work! We are union members!

* 2 days without a Human Rights Violation!

* If at first you don't succeed -- try management.

* It's only unethical if you get caught.

* Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.

* Never quit until you have another job.

* Work harder slaves!

* The beatings will continue until morale improves.

* If you can read this, you're not working!

* Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away!

* Go the extra mile - It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.

* Pride, commitment, teamwork -- words we use to get you to work for free.

* Succeed in spite of management.

* Work: It isn't just for sleeping anymore.

* There are two kinds of people in life: people who like their jobs, and people who don't work here anymore.

**Ann** · 01-09-2007, 07:11 AM

I love every one of those

Years ago I worked with a girl who had a sign on her desk that read: "Sexual Harassment will be tolerated here, however you WILL be rated." :sweat

01-09-2007, 03:17 AM	#1 (permalink)
Doug Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: S.E. Mich. Posts: 1,442	Office posters * If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job with a better company someday. * The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts. * Sure, you may not like working here, but we pay your rent. * If you think we're a bad firm, you should see our rivals! * Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings -- they did it by killing all those who opposed them. * A person who smiles in the face of adversity... probably has a scapegoat. * ABANDON ALL HOPE, YE WHO ENTER HERE..... * We make great money! We have great benefits! We do no work! We are union members! * 2 days without a Human Rights Violation! * If at first you don't succeed -- try management. * It's only unethical if you get caught. * Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. * Never quit until you have another job. * Work harder slaves! * The beatings will continue until morale improves. * If you can read this, you're not working! * Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away! * Go the extra mile - It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker. * Pride, commitment, teamwork -- words we use to get you to work for free. * Succeed in spite of management. * Work: It isn't just for sleeping anymore. * There are two kinds of people in life: people who like their jobs, and people who don't work here anymore.

01-09-2007, 07:11 AM	#2 (permalink)
Ann Forum Leader Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: By The Lake Posts: 25,172	I love every one of those Years ago I worked with a girl who had a sign on her desk that read: "Sexual Harassment will be tolerated here, however you WILL be rated." :sweat __________________ “Promise me you'll always remember: You're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.” ~Winnie the Pooh~

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