Office posters

[Doug]

* If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job with a better company someday.

* The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.

* Sure, you may not like working here, but we pay your rent.

* If you think we're a bad firm, you should see our rivals!

* Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings -- they did it by killing all those who opposed them.

* A person who smiles in the face of adversity... probably has a scapegoat.

* ABANDON ALL HOPE, YE WHO ENTER HERE.....

* We make great money! We have great benefits! We do no work! We are union members!

* 2 days without a Human Rights Violation!

* If at first you don't succeed -- try management.

* It's only unethical if you get caught.

* Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.

* Never quit until you have another job.

* Work harder slaves!

* The beatings will continue until morale improves.

* If you can read this, you're not working!

* Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away!

* Go the extra mile - It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.

* Pride, commitment, teamwork -- words we use to get you to work for free.

* Succeed in spite of management.

* Work: It isn't just for sleeping anymore.

* There are two kinds of people in life: people who like their jobs, and people who don't work here anymore.

[Ann]

I love every one of those

Years ago I worked with a girl who had a sign on her desk that read: "Sexual Harassment will be tolerated here, however you WILL be rated." :sweat