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12-20-2006, 08:01 AM
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| The Hormone Hostage
The Hormone Hostage The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other! Deadly: What's for dinner? Dangerous: Can I help you with dinner? Safe: Where would you like to go for dinner? Best: Here, have some chocolate. Deadly: Are you wearing that? Dangerous: You sure look good in brown! Safe: WOW! Look at you! Best: Here, have some chocolate. Deadly: What are you so worked up about? Dangerous: I think we're both overreacting. Safe: Here's my paycheck. Best: Here, have some chocolate. Deadly: Should you be eating that? Dangerous: I got some apples because they're so good for you! Safe: Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that? Better: Here, have some chocolate. Deadly: What did you DO all day? Dangerous: I hope you didn't over-do it today. Safe: You are SO hot in that robe! Best: Here, have some more chocolate. 13 Things PMS Stands For: 1 - Pass My Shotgun 2 - Psychotic Mood Shift 3 - Perpetual Munching Spree 4 - Puffy Mid-Section 5 - People Make me Sick 6 - Provide Me with Sweets 7 - Pardon My Sobbing 8 - Pimples May Surface 9 - Pass My Sweat pants 10 - Pissy Mood Syndrome 11 - Plainly; Men Suck 12 - Pack My Stuff and my favorite one. Probable Murder Suspect Pass this on to all of your hormonal friends and those who might need a good laugh! ...Or men who need a warning. |
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12-20-2006, 12:36 PM
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__________________ We know from long experience that if [former prisoners] can’t find work, or a home, or help, they are much more likely to commit more crimes and return to prison. America is the land of the second chance. |
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