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logo · 12-14-2006, 04:25 PM

Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?"

"Yes. What can I do for you?"

"I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith. He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there."

"Thank you very much for the call, sir."

The next day, the sheriff's deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave.

Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house. "Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....did the Sheriff come?"

"Yeah!"

"Did they chop your firewood?"

"Yep!"

"Happy Birthday, buddy!"oo

**Astro** · 12-14-2006, 04:27 PM

Hmmmm, I've got a couple big logs at home that I need split. Thanks, Logo!

historyteach · 12-14-2006, 05:01 PM

Now THAT"S funny!!!

I got some wood too!
Thanks for sharing!

Shalom!

Latte · 12-14-2006, 05:19 PM

Ooops, that will teach them.

hope3 · 12-17-2006, 10:43 AM

Thank-you, I was wondering how
I was going to get my firewood
chopped this winter.

Time2Surrender · 12-17-2006, 10:56 AM

Yup, thats how we get things done around here.

12-14-2006, 04:25 PM	#1 (permalink)
logo NAIOU Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Last house on the block. Posts: 236	Wood Splitting Redneck Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?" "Yes. What can I do for you?" "I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith. He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there." "Thank you very much for the call, sir." The next day, the sheriff's deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave. Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house. "Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....did the Sheriff come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep!" "Happy Birthday, buddy!"oo __________________ The Message Is Hope. The Promise Is Freedom.

12-14-2006, 04:27 PM	#2 (permalink)
Astro Forum Leader Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Scottsdale, AZ, one big happy dysfunctional family! Posts: 11,833	Hmmmm, I've got a couple big logs at home that I need split. Thanks, Logo! __________________ "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty, and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming---WOW-What a ride!"

12-14-2006, 05:01 PM	#3 (permalink)
historyteach To Life! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Rhode Island Posts: 9,303	Now THAT"S funny!!! I got some wood too! Thanks for sharing! Shalom! __________________ IMAGINE

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12-14-2006, 05:19 PM	#4 (permalink)
Latte I love my Coastie and 44 MLB's Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Coos Bay, OR Posts: 2,095	Ooops, that will teach them.

12-17-2006, 10:43 AM	#5 (permalink)
hope3 Hope3 Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Upstate, NY Posts: 2,146	Thank-you, I was wondering how I was going to get my firewood chopped this winter.

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Time2Surrender Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Washington State Posts: 7,263 Blog Entries: 7	Yup, thats how we get things done around here.

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