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12-12-2006, 06:27 PM
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| Employment Exertion  Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: WV USA
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| Materialistic Lawyers
A lawyer parks his brand new Porsche in front of the office to show it off to his colleagues. As he's getting out of the car, a semi-trailer comes flying along too close to the curb and takes off the door before speeding off. Distraught, the lawyer grabs his cell and calls the cops. Five minutes later, the police arrive. Before the cop has a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer starts screaming hysterically, "My Porsche, my beautiful silver Porsche is ruined! No matter how long it's in the shop it'll simply never be the same again!" After the lawyer finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his head in disgust. "I can't believe how materialistic you bloody lawyers are," he says. "You lot are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else in your life." "How can you say such a thing at a time like this?" snaps the lawyer. The policeman replies, "Didn't you realize your right arm was torn off when the truck hit you?" The lawyer looks down in absolute horror. "OMG" he screams. "Where's my Rolex?!"
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12-12-2006, 06:58 PM
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LOL John....FUNNY..! How's it going?
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12-13-2006, 08:38 AM
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Ok, so lawyer jokes... as a lawyer I think I have heard most of them... here goes... How do you know its cold outside? Lawyer has his hands in his own pockets. What do you say when a bus load of lawyers goes off a cliff and there is an empty seat? Doh, what a waste of a seat. What do you say when you come across a dozen lawyers barried up to their necks in sand on the beach? Doh, not enough sand. Three doctors are sitting around talking about who are the easiest patients to operate on. Doc 1 says it is plumbers, they are all fitted. Doc 2 says nope, definitely electricians, they are all colour coded. Doc 3 says you are both wrong, definitely lawyers, they only have two moving parts, their butts and their mouths and they are interchangeable. Peace, Levi
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12-15-2006, 02:49 AM
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lol.....lawyer jokes are some of the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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