Four U.S. presidents Visit Oz - SoberRecovery : Alcoholism Drug Addiction Help and Information

Sober_John · 12-10-2006, 05:23 PM

Four U.S. presidents are caught in a tornado and are whirled off to Oz. They finally make it to the Emerald City and come before the Great Wizard.

"What brings you before the great Wizard of Oz?"

Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly: "I've come for some courage."

"No problem!" says the Wizard. "Who is next?"

Ronald Reagan steps forward, "Well…, I…I think I need a heart."

"Done," says the Wizard. "Who comes next before the great and powerful Oz?"

Up stepped George Bush sadly and said, "I'm told by the American people that I need a brain."

"No problem!" says the Wizard. "Consider it done."

There is a great silence in the hall. Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around, but doesn't say a word. Irritated, the Wizard finally asks, "What do you want?"

"Uhh…is Dorothy here?"

TheGirlInside · 12-14-2006, 03:33 PM

LOL...good one...

lostnalone95 · 12-15-2006, 02:28 AM

roflmao.....noooo freaking doubt!!!!!!!!!! that sounds about right!!!!!!!!! lol

12-10-2006, 05:23 PM	#1 (permalink)
Sober_John Employment Exertion Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: WV USA Posts: 750	Four U.S. presidents Visit Oz Four U.S. presidents are caught in a tornado and are whirled off to Oz. They finally make it to the Emerald City and come before the Great Wizard. "What brings you before the great Wizard of Oz?" Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly: "I've come for some courage." "No problem!" says the Wizard. "Who is next?" Ronald Reagan steps forward, "Well…, I…I think I need a heart." "Done," says the Wizard. "Who comes next before the great and powerful Oz?" Up stepped George Bush sadly and said, "I'm told by the American people that I need a brain." "No problem!" says the Wizard. "Consider it done." There is a great silence in the hall. Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around, but doesn't say a word. Irritated, the Wizard finally asks, "What do you want?" "Uhh…is Dorothy here?" __________________ We know from long experience that if [former prisoners] canâ€™t find work, or a home, or help, they are much more likely to commit more crimes and return to prison. America is the land of the second chance.

12-14-2006, 03:33 PM	#2 (permalink)
TheGirlInside In Recovery Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Upper Midwest Posts: 248	LOL...good one... __________________ Kari No Storm Can Shake my innermost calm while to that rock I'm clinging... Since Love is Lord o'er Heaven and Earth, How can I keep from Singing? -Enya (old Quaker hymn)

12-15-2006, 02:28 AM	#3 (permalink)
lostnalone95 found NOT lost Join Date: May 2006 Location: a happier place than before!!!! Posts: 926	roflmao.....noooo freaking doubt!!!!!!!!!! that sounds about right!!!!!!!!! lol __________________ Some days all you can do is smile and wait for some kind soul to come and pull your a$$ out of the bind you've gotten yourself into!

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