Chinese sick day! - SoberRecovery : Alcoholism Drug Addiction Help and Information

historyteach · 11-21-2006, 04:42 PM

Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I sick,
headache, stomach ache, legs hurt, I no come work."

The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today.
When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That
makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you say, I feel great. I
be work soon.....you got nice house."

SHalom!

nevergivingup · 11-21-2006, 06:53 PM

cwohio · 11-21-2006, 07:31 PM

happyagain · 11-21-2006, 09:01 PM

ooooppppppsssssssss!!!!!!!!!! i don't think that is what the boss had in mind!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

TheGirlInside · 11-24-2006, 11:13 AM

Something lost in the translation, there!!

11-21-2006, 04:42 PM	#1 (permalink)
historyteach To Life! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Rhode Island Posts: 9,303	Chinese sick day! Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I sick, headache, stomach ache, legs hurt, I no come work." The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that." Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you say, I feel great. I be work soon.....you got nice house." SHalom! __________________ IMAGINE

11-21-2006, 06:53 PM	#2 (permalink)
nevergivingup President Join Date: May 2006 Location: on our next big adventure! Posts: 1,253	__________________

11-21-2006, 07:31 PM	#3 (permalink)
cwohio Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Litterbox City Posts: 6,142	__________________ *Learn to write your hurts in sand. Learn to carve your blessings in stone! - Unknown*

11-21-2006, 09:01 PM	#4 (permalink)
happyagain Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: a happier place than before!!!! Posts: 944	ooooppppppsssssssss!!!!!!!!!! i don't think that is what the boss had in mind!!!!!!!!!!!! lol __________________ Some days all you can do is smile and wait for some kind soul to come and pull your a$$ out of the bind you've gotten yourself into!

11-24-2006, 11:13 AM	#5 (permalink)
TheGirlInside In Recovery Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Upper Midwest Posts: 259	Something lost in the translation, there!! __________________ Kari No Storm Can Shake my innermost calm while to that rock I'm clinging... Since Love is Lord o'er Heaven and Earth, How can I keep from Singing? -Enya (old Quaker hymn)

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