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| Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: ?
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| For Women Over 40.......
This is for all women around 40...AND...for guys who are scared of girls over 40. This was written by Andy Rooney from CBS 60 Minutes. Andy Rooney says: As I grow in age, I value women who are over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually something more interesting. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are forth right and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk or if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman Of 40+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you: Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage. |
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| found NOT lost Join Date: May 2006 Location: a happier place than before!!!!
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nnnnoooooo freaking doubt!!!!!!! lol
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| Don't get undies in a bunch Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: South Shore MA
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before even thinking of posting...I needed to be sure I wasn't in the Women's room. Andy You traitor *LOL*
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| In Recovery Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Upper Midwest
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LOVE IT!!! Thanks... BTW Best, praising women does not equate to putting all men down... (something women needed to learn, in vice-versa, after the 1980s)
__________________ KariNo Storm Can Shake my innermost calm while to that rock I'm clinging... Since Love is Lord o'er Heaven and Earth, How can I keep from Singing? -Enya (old Quaker hymn) |
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