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***Doug*** · 11-19-2006, 06:28 AM

A husband and wife decided they needed to use "code" to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it. They decided on the word Typewriter.

One day the husband told his five year old daughter, "Go tell your mommy that daddy needs to type a letter".

The child told her mother what her dad said, and her mom responded, "Tell your daddy that he can't type a letter right now cause there is a red ribbon in the typewriter." The child went back to tell her father what mommy said.

A few days later the mom told the daughter, "Tell daddy that he can type that letter now."

The child told her father, returned to her mother and announced, "Daddy said never mind with the typewriter, he already wrote the letter by hand."

**Ann** · 11-19-2006, 06:58 AM

Well that was funny, yes it was, but I still feel compelled to

Thanks, I needed that.

gimmeid · 11-19-2006, 09:18 AM

siiiiiiiiiiiiick people

nevergivingup · 11-19-2006, 09:23 AM

Lol!

historyteach · 11-19-2006, 02:51 PM

Shalom!

Sober_John · 11-19-2006, 09:14 PM

TheGirlInside · 11-24-2006, 11:17 AM

He's got two perfectly good hands!! Isn't that what they're for??

(and hugging, and cuddling and all that other mushy-gushy stuff...)

jrmar · 11-24-2006, 11:33 AM

GreenTea · 12-03-2006, 09:02 PM

So would that make a word processor a "toy" or a "professional"?

Would a related phrase be "...feel a need to pound some keys..."?

When the bell goes -ding- does that mean someone had an orgasm?

Sort of puts a whole new spin on cybersex...

What about the following keys: Backspace; Enter; Shift; Escape; Ctrl; Alt; Caps Lock; Insert; Pause/Break; Num(b) Lock; End... What does "F12" do in YOUR bedroom?

11-19-2006, 06:28 AM	#1 (permalink)
*Doug* Administrator Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: S.E. Mich. Posts: 1,438	Code Word For Sex A husband and wife decided they needed to use "code" to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it. They decided on the word Typewriter. One day the husband told his five year old daughter, "Go tell your mommy that daddy needs to type a letter". The child told her mother what her dad said, and her mom responded, "Tell your daddy that he can't type a letter right now cause there is a red ribbon in the typewriter." The child went back to tell her father what mommy said. A few days later the mom told the daughter, "Tell daddy that he can type that letter now." The child told her father, returned to her mother and announced, "Daddy said never mind with the typewriter, he already wrote the letter by hand."

11-19-2006, 06:58 AM	#2 (permalink)
Ann Sharing Our Light Glop 2:Glops Revenge Champion! Ray Ray Shuffle Champion! Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: By The Lake Posts: 18,171	Well that was funny, yes it was, but I still feel compelled to Thanks, I needed that. __________________ Somewhere between the gator swamp and the Taj Mahal there is a path, it may be hidden, overgrown or may blend in with the other surroundings, but it is there, it's your path and it is calling you.~Frankly~

11-19-2006, 09:23 AM	#4 (permalink)
nevergivingup President Join Date: May 2006 Location: on our next big adventure! Posts: 1,253	Lol! __________________

11-19-2006, 02:51 PM	#5 (permalink)
historyteach To Life! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Rhode Island Posts: 8,882	Shalom! __________________ IMAGINE

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Sober_John Employment Exertion Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: WV USA Posts: 750	__________________ We know from long experience that if [former prisoners] can’t find work, or a home, or help, they are much more likely to commit more crimes and return to prison. America is the land of the second chance.

11-19-2006, 09:18 AM	#3 (permalink)
gimmeid AA Curmudgeon Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Arkansas Posts: 93	siiiiiiiiiiiiick people

11-24-2006, 11:17 AM	#7 (permalink)
TheGirlInside In Recovery Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Upper Midwest Posts: 248	He's got two perfectly good hands!! Isn't that what they're for?? (and hugging, and cuddling and all that other mushy-gushy stuff...) __________________ Kari No Storm Can Shake my innermost calm while to that rock I'm clinging... Since Love is Lord o'er Heaven and Earth, How can I keep from Singing? -Enya (old Quaker hymn)

11-24-2006, 11:33 AM	#8 (permalink)
jrmar Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: traverse city mi Posts: 78	__________________ The important thing is this: To be able at any moment to sacrifice what we are for what we could become. (Charles DuBois)

12-03-2006, 09:02 PM	#9 (permalink)
GreenTea I Can't Take Me Anywhere Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Old Home Terra Posts: 4,260	So would that make a word processor a "toy" or a "professional"? Would a related phrase be "...feel a need to pound some keys..."? When the bell goes -ding- does that mean someone had an orgasm? Sort of puts a whole new spin on cybersex... What about the following keys: Backspace; Enter; Shift; Escape; Ctrl; Alt; Caps Lock; Insert; Pause/Break; Num(b) Lock; End... What does "F12" do in YOUR bedroom? __________________ Ego is the root of all evil.

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