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Doug · 11-18-2006, 02:37 PM

Sixth grade science teacher Mrs. Samson asks her class: "Who can tell me which organ of the human body expands to 10 times its usual size when stimulated?"

Nobody raises a hand, so she calls on the first student to look her way. "Mary, can you tell me which organ of the human body expands to 10 times its usual size when stimulated?"

Mary stands up, blushing furiously. "How dare you ask such a question?" she says. "I'm going to complain to my parents, who will complain to the principal, who will have you fired!"

Mrs. Sampson is shocked by Mary's reaction, but undaunted. She asks the class the question again, and this time Sam raises his hand.

Yes, Sam?" says Mrs. Sampson. "Ma'am, the correct answer is the iris of the human eye."

"Very good, Sam. Thank you." Mrs. Sampson then turns to Mary and says, "Mary, I have 3 things to tell you: first, it's clear that you have NOT done your homework. Second, you have a DIRTY mind. And third, I fear one day you are going to be sadly disappointed."

cwohio · 11-18-2006, 02:43 PM

nevergivingup · 11-18-2006, 05:27 PM

historyteach · 11-18-2006, 06:04 PM

Good one, Doug!

This smilie just seems so appropriate for that joke! LOL!

LOL!

Shalom!

Jen26 · 11-21-2006, 09:28 PM

Classic!

11-18-2006, 02:37 PM	#1 (permalink)
Doug Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: S.E. Mich. Posts: 1,442	Once, Twice, 10 Times! Sixth grade science teacher Mrs. Samson asks her class: "Who can tell me which organ of the human body expands to 10 times its usual size when stimulated?" Nobody raises a hand, so she calls on the first student to look her way. "Mary, can you tell me which organ of the human body expands to 10 times its usual size when stimulated?" Mary stands up, blushing furiously. "How dare you ask such a question?" she says. "I'm going to complain to my parents, who will complain to the principal, who will have you fired!" Mrs. Sampson is shocked by Mary's reaction, but undaunted. She asks the class the question again, and this time Sam raises his hand. Yes, Sam?" says Mrs. Sampson. "Ma'am, the correct answer is the iris of the human eye." "Very good, Sam. Thank you." Mrs. Sampson then turns to Mary and says, "Mary, I have 3 things to tell you: first, it's clear that you have NOT done your homework. Second, you have a DIRTY mind. And third, I fear one day you are going to be sadly disappointed."

11-18-2006, 02:43 PM	#2 (permalink)
cwohio Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Litterbox City Posts: 6,142	__________________ *Learn to write your hurts in sand. Learn to carve your blessings in stone! - Unknown*

11-18-2006, 05:27 PM	#3 (permalink)
nevergivingup President Join Date: May 2006 Location: on our next big adventure! Posts: 1,253	__________________

11-18-2006, 06:04 PM	#4 (permalink)
historyteach To Life! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Rhode Island Posts: 9,303	Good one, Doug! This smilie just seems so appropriate for that joke! LOL! LOL! Shalom! __________________ IMAGINE

11-21-2006, 09:28 PM	#5 (permalink)
Jen26 Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Australia Posts: 43	Classic! __________________ Courage is what you have when you do something you're afraid of; be it jumping out of a plane, or walking out your front door.

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