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soizan · 11-18-2006, 10:55 AM

The Professor's Wife

A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife:

Dear Wife:

You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter that I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18 year old teaching assistant. I will be home before midnight.

When he arrived at the hotel, there a fax was waiting for him that read as follows:

Dear Husband,

You, too, are 54 years old and by the time you read this, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18 year old pool boy. Being the brilliant mathematician you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 many more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, my love, do not wait up!

historyteach · 11-18-2006, 12:48 PM

Shalom!

happyagain · 11-18-2006, 04:34 PM

turn abouts fair play!!!!!!!!! roflmao!!!!!!!!

nevergivingup · 11-18-2006, 05:26 PM

mackie · 11-18-2006, 07:37 PM

Omg!

gimmeid · 11-18-2006, 10:39 PM

I am scarred for life. I dont like yu people anymore. You have warped my fragile little mind.
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An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for Viagra.

The pharmacist said, That's no problem. How many do you want?

The man answered, Just a few, maybe 4, but cut each one in 4 pieces.

The pharmacist said That won't do you any good.

The elderly gentleman said That's all right. I don't need them for sex anymore as I am over 80 years old.

I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my shoes.

gimmeid · 11-18-2006, 10:44 PM

When I was younger I hated going to weddings ... it seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, YOUR NEXT.

They stopped that $%*! after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

cwohio · 11-19-2006, 07:42 PM

oh my goodness! LOL

TheGirlInside · 11-24-2006, 11:40 AM

GIMME

FANTASTIC!!!

11-18-2006, 10:55 AM	#1 (permalink)
soizan Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Deerfield, WI Posts: 147	Professor's Wife The Professor's Wife A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife: Dear Wife: You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter that I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18 year old teaching assistant. I will be home before midnight. When he arrived at the hotel, there a fax was waiting for him that read as follows: Dear Husband, You, too, are 54 years old and by the time you read this, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18 year old pool boy. Being the brilliant mathematician you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 many more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, my love, do not wait up! __________________

11-18-2006, 12:48 PM	#2 (permalink)
historyteach To Life! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Rhode Island Posts: 9,303	Shalom! __________________ IMAGINE

11-18-2006, 04:34 PM	#3 (permalink)
happyagain Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: a happier place than before!!!! Posts: 944	turn abouts fair play!!!!!!!!! roflmao!!!!!!!! __________________ Some days all you can do is smile and wait for some kind soul to come and pull your a$$ out of the bind you've gotten yourself into!

11-18-2006, 05:26 PM	#4 (permalink)
nevergivingup President Join Date: May 2006 Location: on our next big adventure! Posts: 1,253	__________________

11-18-2006, 07:37 PM	#5 (permalink)
mackie Keeper of the Stars Join Date: May 2006 Location: A little left of center Posts: 170	Omg! __________________ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Mackie "In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back!" (Charlie Brown)

11-18-2006, 10:39 PM	#6 (permalink)
gimmeid AA Curmudgeon Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Arkansas Posts: 88	I am scarred for life. I dont like yu people anymore. You have warped my fragile little mind. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for Viagra. The pharmacist said, That's no problem. How many do you want? The man answered, Just a few, maybe 4, but cut each one in 4 pieces. The pharmacist said That won't do you any good. The elderly gentleman said That's all right. I don't need them for sex anymore as I am over 80 years old. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my shoes.

11-18-2006, 10:44 PM	#7 (permalink)
gimmeid AA Curmudgeon Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Arkansas Posts: 88	When I was younger I hated going to weddings ... it seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, YOUR NEXT. They stopped that $%*! after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

11-19-2006, 07:42 PM	#8 (permalink)
cwohio Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Litterbox City Posts: 6,142	oh my goodness! LOL __________________ *Learn to write your hurts in sand. Learn to carve your blessings in stone! - Unknown*

11-24-2006, 11:40 AM	#9 (permalink)
TheGirlInside In Recovery Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Upper Midwest Posts: 259	GIMME FANTASTIC!!! __________________ Kari No Storm Can Shake my innermost calm while to that rock I'm clinging... Since Love is Lord o'er Heaven and Earth, How can I keep from Singing? -Enya (old Quaker hymn)

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