Dating Hints for Men - SoberRecovery : Alcoholism Drug Addiction Help and Information

***Doug*** · 11-17-2006, 04:15 PM

There are lots of ways to ruin a date. Here are a few things NOT to say on a date...

* I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired.

* I refuse to get cable. That's how they keep tabs on you.

* I used to come here all the time with my ex.

* Could you excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine every hour.

* I really feel that I've grown in the past few years. Used to be I wouldn't have given someone like you a second look.

* It's been tough, but I've come to accept that most people I date just won't be as smart as I am.

cwohio · 11-17-2006, 05:38 PM

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* Could you excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine every hour.

hmmmm....i don't know - this MIGHT work on me!

**Ann** · 11-17-2006, 06:54 PM

I'm afraid the other answers would void out his love for cats. This guy knows nothing of women.

barb dwyer · 11-19-2006, 12:59 AM

how about ,

" now that I have you alone, could I get your tall blonde friend's number?"

TheGirlInside · 12-08-2006, 03:13 PM

and (from personal experience)..."I could have been with a beautiful woman, but I wanted someone with brains..."

Ummm...thanks??? (A@@HOLE!!)

11-17-2006, 04:15 PM	#1 (permalink)
*Doug* Administrator Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: S.E. Mich. Posts: 1,438	Dating Hints for Men There are lots of ways to ruin a date. Here are a few things NOT* to say on a date...* * I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired. * I refuse to get cable. That's how they keep tabs on you. * I used to come here all the time with my ex. * Could you excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine every hour. * I really feel that I've grown in the past few years. Used to be I wouldn't have given someone like you a second look. * It's been tough, but I've come to accept that most people I date just won't be as smart as I am.

11-17-2006, 06:54 PM	#3 (permalink)
Ann Sharing Our Light Glop 2:Glops Revenge Champion! Ray Ray Shuffle Champion! Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: By The Lake Posts: 18,171	I'm afraid the other answers would void out his love for cats. This guy knows nothing of women. __________________ Somewhere between the gator swamp and the Taj Mahal there is a path, it may be hidden, overgrown or may blend in with the other surroundings, but it is there, it's your path and it is calling you.~Frankly~

11-19-2006, 12:59 AM	#4 (permalink)
barb dwyer same planet...different world Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: butte mt Posts: 7,959 Blog Entries: 3	how about , " now that I have you alone, could I get your tall blonde friend's number?" __________________ Menopause ~ puberty with experience.

12-08-2006, 03:13 PM	#5 (permalink)
TheGirlInside In Recovery Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Upper Midwest Posts: 248	and (from personal experience)..."I could have been with a beautiful woman, but I wanted someone with brains..." Ummm...thanks??? (A@@HOLE!!) __________________ Kari No Storm Can Shake my innermost calm while to that rock I'm clinging... Since Love is Lord o'er Heaven and Earth, How can I keep from Singing? -Enya (old Quaker hymn)

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