You know you drink to much coffee when.. - SoberRecovery : Alcoholism Drug Addiction Help and Information

03-16-2003, 05:43 AM

*Juan Valdez names his donkey after you

*You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked

*You grind your coffee beans in your mouth

*You sleep with your eyes open

*You have to watch videos in fast-forward

*You lick your coffee pot clean

*Your eyes stay open when you sneeze

*The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse

*You can type sixty words a minute with your feet

*You can jump-start your car without cables

*Your only sources of nutrition comes from "Sweet & Low"

*You don't sweat, you percolate

*You've worn out the handle on your favorite coffee mug

*You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee

*You've worn the finish off you coffee table

*The Taster's Choice couple wants to adopt you

*Starbuck's owns the mortgage on your house

*You're so wired you pick up FM radio

*Your life's goal is to "amount to a hill of beans"

*Instant coffee takes too long

*You want to be cremated just so you can spend eternity in a coffee can

*You name your cats "Cream" and "Sugar"

*Your lips are permanently stuck in the sipping position

*Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup

The Jay Walker · 03-16-2003, 07:00 PM

Good One Doug,
LOL ZZZOOOOOOOMMMM

phoenix · 03-16-2003, 07:54 PM

***You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee ***

Dang...I am so busted

phoenix

03-16-2003, 05:43 AM	#1 (permalink)
Doug Guest Posts: n/a	You know you drink to much coffee when.. Juan Valdez names his donkey after you You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked You grind your coffee beans in your mouth You sleep with your eyes open You have to watch videos in fast-forward You lick your coffee pot clean Your eyes stay open when you sneeze The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse You can type sixty words a minute with your feet You can jump-start your car without cables Your only sources of nutrition comes from "Sweet & Low" You don't sweat, you percolate You've worn out the handle on your favorite coffee mug You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee You've worn the finish off you coffee table The Taster's Choice couple wants to adopt you Starbuck's owns the mortgage on your house You're so wired you pick up FM radio Your life's goal is to "amount to a hill of beans" Instant coffee takes too long You want to be cremated just so you can spend eternity in a coffee can You name your cats "Cream" and "Sugar" Your lips are permanently stuck in the sipping position Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup

03-16-2003, 07:00 PM	#2 (permalink)
The Jay Walker Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Riverside, Ca. Posts: 382	Good One Doug, LOL ZZZOOOOOOOMMMM __________________ Keep Coming Back Jay Walker

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03-16-2003, 07:54 PM	#3 (permalink)
phoenix Paused Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Dreaming Summer Posts: 803	*You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee * Dang...I am so busted phoenix

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