Funny Thoughts

[historyteach]

1.. My husband and I divorced over religious
differences.
He thought he was God and I didn't.
2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every
minute of it.
3.. I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend
on Me!
4.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal
to kill them.
5.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
6.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out
alive.
7.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk
to me
8.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
9.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
10.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are
11.. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
12. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy,why-the-heck-is-the-
room-spinning medicine.
13. God must love stupid people; He made so many.

Shalom!

[cwohio]

good ones teach - #9 - yeah - sometimes it feels that way!