Friday Funnies - 9/8/06 - SoberRecovery : Alcoholism Drug Addiction Help and Information

cwohio · 09-08-2006, 06:02 AM

Rust?

After their baby was born, the panicked father went to see the
obstetrician. "Doctor," the man said, "I don't mind telling you, but
I'm a little upset because my daughter has red hair. She can't possibly be
mine."

"Nonsense," the doctor said. "Even though you and your wife both
have black hair, one of your ancestors may have contributed red hair to
the gene pool."

"It isn't possible," the man insisted. "This can't be, our
families on both sides had jet-black hair for generations."

"Well," said the doctor, "let me ask you this. How often do you
have “relations”?"

The man seemed a bit ashamed. "I've been working very hard for
the past year. We only made love once or twice every few months."

"Well, there you have it!" The doctor said confidently. "It's rust."

Jazzman · 09-08-2006, 07:34 AM

cwohio · 09-08-2006, 08:21 AM

indigo · 09-08-2006, 09:02 AM

and from me....

cwohio · 09-08-2006, 09:56 AM

thanks annie!

cwohio · 09-08-2006, 10:12 AM

cwohio · 09-08-2006, 10:14 AM

not really funny - just BIZARRE!

cwohio · 09-08-2006, 10:19 AM

cwohio · 09-08-2006, 10:41 AM

09-08-2006, 06:02 AM	#1 (permalink)
cwohio Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Litterbox City Posts: 6,142	Friday Funnies - 9/8/06 Rust? After their baby was born, the panicked father went to see the obstetrician. "Doctor," the man said, "I don't mind telling you, but I'm a little upset because my daughter has red hair. She can't possibly be mine." "Nonsense," the doctor said. "Even though you and your wife both have black hair, one of your ancestors may have contributed red hair to the gene pool." "It isn't possible," the man insisted. "This can't be, our families on both sides had jet-black hair for generations." "Well," said the doctor, "let me ask you this. How often do you have “relations”?" The man seemed a bit ashamed. "I've been working very hard for the past year. We only made love once or twice every few months." "Well, there you have it!" The doctor said confidently. "It's rust." __________________ *Learn to write your hurts in sand. Learn to carve your blessings in stone! - Unknown*

09-08-2006, 08:21 AM	#3 (permalink)
cwohio Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Litterbox City Posts: 6,142	Baby's First Kiss __________________ *Learn to write your hurts in sand. Learn to carve your blessings in stone! - Unknown*

09-08-2006, 09:56 AM	#5 (permalink)
cwohio Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Litterbox City Posts: 6,142	thanks annie! __________________ *Learn to write your hurts in sand. Learn to carve your blessings in stone! - Unknown*

09-08-2006, 10:12 AM	#6 (permalink)
cwohio Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Litterbox City Posts: 6,142	__________________ *Learn to write your hurts in sand. Learn to carve your blessings in stone! - Unknown*

09-08-2006, 10:14 AM	#7 (permalink)
cwohio Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Litterbox City Posts: 6,142	Did you know lychees are NUTS? not really funny - just BIZARRE! __________________ *Learn to write your hurts in sand. Learn to carve your blessings in stone! - Unknown*

09-08-2006, 07:34 AM	#2 (permalink)
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09-08-2006, 10:19 AM	#8 (permalink)
cwohio Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Litterbox City Posts: 6,142	Bowling pins on strike! __________________ *Learn to write your hurts in sand. Learn to carve your blessings in stone! - Unknown*

09-08-2006, 10:41 AM	#9 (permalink)
cwohio Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Litterbox City Posts: 6,142	One for the guys - Hooter's girl __________________ *Learn to write your hurts in sand. Learn to carve your blessings in stone! - Unknown*

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