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Debbie · 03-08-2003, 10:38 AM

<center>A good Irish man, John O'Reilly,
met regularly with his toastmasters club.
One evening they were hitting the Guinness
Stout and having a contest at who could
make the best toast.

John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said,
"Here's to spending the rest of me life,
between the legs of me wife!

That won him the top prize for the
best toast of the night!

He went home and told his wife, Mary,
"I won the prize for the best toast of the night.
" She said,
"Aye, what was your toast?"

John said,
"Here's to spending the rest of me life,
sitting in church beside me wife.

"Oh that is very nice indeed, John!"
Mary said.

The next day Mary ran into one of John's
toasting buddies on the street corner.

The man chuckled leeringly and said,
"John won the prize the other night with
a toast about you Mary."

She said,
"Aye and I was a bit surprised meself!
You know, he's only been there twice.
Once he fell asleep and the other time I had
to pull him by the ears to make him come."</center>

**Ann** · 03-08-2003, 12:04 PM

Very Very funny!!!!

03-08-2003, 08:30 PM

Holy smoke, this one almost killed me! I laughed so hard I was crying, and when I tried to read it out loud to my wife........
well, you had to be here.

Kids thought mom & dad had lost it though......

Good one Barb

Doug

**margo** · 03-09-2003, 09:11 AM

ROFLMAO!!!

Barbiedeb - I can always rely on you for a good laugh

Love and hugs.

03-08-2003, 10:38 AM	#1 (permalink)
Debbie I used to work here ;) Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: I live in Trevose, PA & collect Barbies :) Posts: 2,015	Adult Irish Joke <center>A good Irish man, John O'Reilly, met regularly with his toastmasters club. One evening they were hitting the Guinness Stout and having a contest at who could make the best toast. John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife! That won him the top prize for the best toast of the night! He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best toast of the night. " She said, "Aye, what was your toast?" John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife. "Oh that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said. The next day Mary ran into one of John's toasting buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night with a toast about you Mary." She said, "Aye and I was a bit surprised meself! You know, he's only been there twice. Once he fell asleep and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."</center>

03-08-2003, 12:04 PM	#2 (permalink)
Ann Sharing Our Light Glop 2:Glops Revenge Champion! Ray Ray Shuffle Champion! Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: By The Lake Posts: 18,170	Very Very funny!!!! __________________ Somewhere between the gator swamp and the Taj Mahal there is a path, it may be hidden, overgrown or may blend in with the other surroundings, but it is there, it's your path and it is calling you.~Frankly~

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03-08-2003, 08:30 PM	#3 (permalink)
Doug Guest Posts: n/a	Holy smoke, this one almost killed me! I laughed so hard I was crying, and when I tried to read it out loud to my wife........ well, you had to be here. Kids thought mom & dad had lost it though...... Good one Barb Doug

03-09-2003, 09:11 AM	#4 (permalink)
margo Forum Leader Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: North Vancouver, British Columbia Posts: 1,741	ROFLMAO!!! Barbiedeb - I can always rely on you for a good laugh Love and hugs.

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